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>>10162634
The even bigger mystery is: Why did they remove it from OoT 3D?

FIND OUT, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

>>10162634
I always thought one of the werewolf-things that you see in the Forest Temple did it when I was a kid

>>10162645
the real answer is, its a reused asset from the forest temple and nobody and nintendo noticed or cared

What about that shark in the Lakeside Laboratory?

>>10162647
Show me a screenshot of a claw mark in the Forest Temple

WOLVERINE CONFIRMED FOR OCARINA OF TIME 2!

>>10162648
Yeah what about it? It’s a fucking shark in a tank in a laboratory. There’s no backstory it just looks cool. It’s just a fucking stock photo of a shark holy.

>>10162667
I consider it an unsolved mystery

>>10162670
It’s not even a mystery. But. you know what is a mystery? Why OoT cultists have shit for brains? Go drink more koolaid bud

>>10162697
Rent
Free

>>10162667
Outside of horses and chickens most animals in the Zelda universe are fantasy monsters, so a normal looking shark is out of place.

>>10162761
I always wondered why it's completely motionless. Is it stuffed? Or a wooden facade maybe?

>>10162761
>outside of normal animals some animals aren’t normal, so normal animals feel not normal.
How do you function?

>>10162634
doesn't a werewolf spawn there at night or have I completely gaslit myself?

>>10162810
You're thinking of the woods in Majora's Mask where there's a big tree with a bat you can also climb.

>>10162638
fpbp, my exact reaction to this thread as well
>>10162862
>that black-uniformed gestapo Toad grimacing on the left

>>10162806
normally normal

>>10162697
>It’s not even a mystery.
I consider it a mystery, and I would prefer it if you respect me, then maybe I'll respect you

>>10162862

Who's Peace? Peach's brother?

It was the Shark in the Lab who did it. That’s why they locked him up.

>>10162930
I’m not going to respect your delusional fanfic, Chris Chan.

>>10162634
Just decoration to make it move lived in.

>>10162862
Blue Toad was going to confess his feelings for Mario. However, being a sensible person, he knew it wasn't the time. Bowser was terrorizing the kingdom, and there were more pressing matters.

>>10163106
Then I'm not going to respect you either, you fucking son of a bitch

The shark in the lakeside laboratory is mysterious as fuck to me. Respect me for what I think. I dare you

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>>10165761
I was actually surprised the shark was mostly true to the original in the 3DS remake

>>10165761
>Respect me for what I think. I dare you
I dont think you meant to say that anon, but its actually perfectly fitting for OoT cultists.

>>10165776
>laughing gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJl5eTtQ5aQ&pp=ygUXc3Rld2llIHRoYXQncyBub3QgZnVubnk%3D

>>10164663
This is how I know you're insane. You made up a headcanon for a videogame and I don't agree with it, therefore I will not respect that opinion. You are going to not respect me on a whole, as a person, because I don't agree with your headcanon. Absolutely insane.

>>10165786
Are you actually having a breakdown over this?
You have to be over 18 to post her, kek

>>10165771
Lust provoking image

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>>10162639
To stop faggots from making threads like this

>>10165793
>You made up a headcanon for a videogame and I don't agree with it, therefore I will not respect that opinion. You are going to not respect me on a whole, as a person, because I don't agree with your headcanon.
>YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE
You don't have to agree with my opinion. If you're going to disagree with it, then I still dare you to respect me, then I will respect you. That's literally how it works for me

>>10165801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRxY0tQk-dU&pp=ygUddGhhdCdzIG5vdCBmdW5ueSBmb3J1bSB3ZWFwb24%3D

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>>10162648
There is no mystery, faggot.

https://youtu.be/qzzF4LsqjGs

>>10162862
He wanted to tell mario ur a faget

>>10162634
What made Gunpei Yokoi end up as the target of Shigeru's and several other Nintendo of Japan employees' envy and bitterness in the mid-1990s after the Virtual Boy Debacle?

>>10162638
Lorefags are a cancer
>Is that anything that exists?! OMG SO MEANINGFUL!!

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>>10167948
They had him killed because he betrayed the company to go work for Bandai with the Wonder Swan. The Virtual Boy's failure was incidental to that.

>>10167986
I think it's fun!

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>>10162780
>I always wondered why it's completely motionless

To me that was because of the shitty n64 graphics, still an odd choice although.

>>10168223
Fucking dicks, I came here to post this. My friends and I speculated for hours what shit like this meant.

>>10167948
Super Metroid for certain.

This is because Shigeru Miyamoto once went an entire year without trimming his fingernails, and scratched a Nintendo co-worker by accident. The co-worker screeched in pain, and stormed off to the women's bathroom to see what had been done to his back. Upon looking at himself in the mirror, he was horrified to see three claw marks. Red with blood. The employee confronted Miyamoto and told him to trim his damn fingernails, but he refused. Something had to be done, and the co-worker asked Eiji Aonuma for assistance. Together, they held his hands down as they forcefully trimmed Miyamoto's fingernails. It took approximately one hour to do so. In commemeration, they textured that tree on Lake Hylia, and secretly nicknamed it "Mr.Miyamoto".

>>10162634
This is one is SOOO EASY it hurts.
>Three marks on the tree
>First game on the series to thave three dimensions
>XYZ, doods.

next

>>10165837
You mean to make "faggots" make threads like this, confused retard.

God forbid somebody wants to have fun when talking about video games...

>>10162634
When I was a kid, I let my imagination run wild and kept playing the game hoping stuff like this would be explained. I moved on though and sometimes I wish I had obsessed with it because now I find this shit frustrating.

>>10162634
Always wondered what caused this, as a kid I assumed it was Ganon for some reason

>>10162634
i like the ghost story someone made with this about a martial artists becoming a jason voorhees-like slasher monster.

>>10167986
this. sadly nowadays even writers are lorefags so we end up with bloated and convoluted canons

>>10171003
When you've got countless retards begging you for more content it's probably hard to not give in

>>10171006
the best gaming franchises have been disfigured by soilent consoomer fanbases in official discords and twitter acting like it's a pseudo-religion and circlejerking all day with memes and fanfics...

>>10171026
>fanfics
about those that sort of stuff, including the lemon fics, didn't start along with the internet. Writing fanfiction also predates the ARPANET,. You don't need a keyboard to write fanfiction; Any writing instrument can do the job.
As for the former point I'd say it depends at least somewhat on who is calling the shots in dev and design. (say what you want about Discord, there's still Places like Telegram, Zulip, Kakaotalk, and Signal.) Twitter/X is truly the shitter yeah.

>>10171026
fanfics are usually written by women

>>10171064
Depends on the ratio of men to women in the nation of the fanfiction writer lives in.

>>10171059
i have no issue with fanfic in general as long as the original creators keep safe distance and keep their brand focused.
>>10171064
"women"
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>>10171079
>"women"
>HURRR DURRR TRANTRAN ACKSTHULLY
AAAAAAAH yes, the 2004 2006 rules of the internet tripe being taken seriously by some anon who didn't realize that they weren't meant to be taken at face value.

>>10171138
i just don't actually believe that women are that busy with lore and fanfic unless they are literally autistic.
of course they exist but being autistic about fiction is more of a men thing

>>10171205
Women write self-insert smut about real people ranging from detested politicians to Nathan from Nathan For You and including all kinds of Youtube essayist losers. Autistic women are building kingdoms while you're doubting their prominence.

Best thread on /vr/ right now

Pro tip: I’m not being serious.

>>10171210
yes they don't care about vidya lorefagging. that's my point.

>>10168045
this is a fetish thing isn't it

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>>10171216
That's nice -- how's this related to retro again?