/vr/ - Retro Games

Today I will actually play a game and not just "test performance" on the same few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyW3mhyRnxI

>>10119465
I will never understand why people buy a chinkheld and not a steam deck

>>10119518
Because it was £40, and it's shaped like a Gameboy, and is actually portable.

>>10119518
why is your dumb ass even in this thread? literally none of us care for your opinion, kys

>>10119518
>I will never understand why people buy a $50 chink handheld that actually fits in my pocket and not a $450+ bulky device just to play some 8/16 bit games.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

>>10119465
Man, terrible screen to body ratios. I don't know what Powkiddy is thinking with these

>>10119518
Don't understand either. They are either incredibly retarded or are seething and desperate Chinese merchants.

>>10119518
Steamfaggots are mentally ill.

>>10119557
It was a different time.

>>10119554
Not dropped, thrown at a wall.

I recently got a blue Gameboy Pocket and it's great. The screen size and clarity is much higher than I expected, especially in comparison to the DMG screen. It's noticeably bigger than the Gameboy Color screen too. Definitely my preferred way for playing original Gameboy games from now on.

>>10119596
I remember picking up on og Gameboy as a kid after my Color broke, and I couldn't believe what a heavy fat brick it was.

I think if I was going to get one in CURRENT YEAR I'd have to at least mod in a backlight. as a kid I didn't mind squinting or using one of those shitty worm-light attachments but I don't think I could put up with it now

>>10119518
You will in your twenties as you mature and shed your blind brand loyalty.

Should I get Miyoo Mini+, RG35XX, or RG351V?
I think I'm mostly going to play PS1 and GBA, everything else is a bonus, PSP might be nice

>>10119647
Well I have an XX, and it seems to play PS1 fine, but it also doesn't have any analogue sticks.
No PSP, as far as I'm aware.

>>10119518
Those people just want something relatively cheap that will play up to 5th gen in a small form factor. The ones who seethe at its mere mention are mentally ill.

>>10119518
steamdeck is huge. chinkdeck is perfect size. steamdeck is made to play games many games I'd rather play at home in front of big screen. chinkdeck is perfect for old console games you can pickup and putdown.

>>10119523
>>10119554
>>10119560
>>10119643
>>10119692
So your only argument is money. Why are poorfags so in denial? Just say you are poor. Have fun not playing ps2 games on your chinkheld.

>>10119845
Kill yourself immediately, please don’t delay it any longer buying dresses and makeup won’t slow the urge for you

Also where are rp2s reviews

>>10119845
>why don't you buy a more expensive thing that you don't really want though?

I was thinking about getting 3DS variant, but they're quite expensive (and not retro). Was thinking i might pick up a GBC instead somewhere down the line and get a flash cart, both of which seem relatively cheap.
I missed out on that whole library since i never really owned handhelds growing up.
Think it's worth it, or better off getting a similarly priced Chinese handheld?

>>10119845
>So your only argument is money.

Except that it isn't? What part of small handheld vs big bulky device didn't you get?
I don't want to lug a steamdeck all around just to play some gameboy games.

>Have fun not playing ps2 games on your chinkheld.
Why do I want to play ps2 on the go when it's not my area of interest?

>>10119859
>Think it's worth it, or better off getting a similarly priced Chinese handheld?
Depends, real hardware can be fun but the original GBC screen is quite inferior to a modern cheap LCD found in these chinese ones.

>>10119518
I too cannot possibly understand why anyone would buy a handheld made in China.

>>10119934
Yes the Jews deindustrialized the whole world and moved factories to china. Large manufacturers are not the same as bootlegs made with faulty epoxy blob.

Just buy a Steam Deck. Emulates everything up to Nintendo Switch

>>10119953
You don't understand. I NEED to carry a handheld in my pocket at all times. Can't do that with a Deck.

>>10119518
Spbp

>>10119465
Did anyone else do the "gameboy form factor" aside from Hudson/Nec?

>>10119843
What's the chink deck? I'm assuming a device that can play most of the same games as the eck at a smaller size? Such as?

>>10119987
Nobody else is based enough.

>>10119986

Thoughts on the RK2023?

>>10120051
Pretty sure they updated recently and got rid of the writing across the front

>>10120051
kek that dpad

>>10119949
>Jews
I have some news.

>>10119518
obligatory

>>10120203
They're called handhelds not pockethelds

>>10119647
Oh god, it's happening again...

>>10119518
I bought a chinkheld AND a steam deck THO.

>>10119857
>Also where are rp2s reviews
I'm not expecting until shipping starts. Retro Dodo got a flop sent to him early, but it still wasn't until 1 day after shipping started that he actually received it. Also DESU I'm kinda worried about the fact we haven't seen a real unit yet. I wanna say at this point relative to projected ship start date, the flop already had several pictures of a real, physical device out there. The flop also missed it's target shipping start date by 6 days, too, so I hope the combination of these two things doesn't bode poorly for the target RP2S shipping start date.

>>10120278
meds

>>10119465
the sega game gear was an awesome device. i've seen some smack talk about it on here by people who probably never held one. they always complain about it taking batteries, but it also had a plug in adapter so you didn't even really even need them most of the time.

the D-pad and buttons felt great, good picture and sound as well. used to play sonic 1 and indiana jones. indiana jones was fucking impossible.

>>10119845
my laptop is considerably more expensive than a steam deck and more powerful as a result. But I don't want to lug it everywhere

Transcord News Round-up™:
>Nil thinks he is shipping over a hundred KTR1s tomorrow. I should be one of those if it actually happens >:^) not holding my breath tho
>Nil has arranged to ship GammaOS guy a dev unit at some point
>GammaOS guy has finally started to take a look at the X28 analog snapping issue

>>10120345
Real men lug their whole PC everywhere.

>>10120327
Yeah it's pretty FUCKING kino.

>>10120345
Laptop isn't a handheld tho

>>10120367
>laughs in winmax

>>10120349
>GammaOS guy has finally started to take a look at the X28 analog snapping issue
Keep us posted

Why did Russ bring 50lbs of handhelds cords chargers and controllers on vacation?

>>10119845
Haha what a kike...

>>10119465
Please suggest me something to play on:
- GameGear
- Lynx
- NeoGeoPocketColor
- WonderSwan
- NGage

I have all these consoles with the respective flashcarts (except the WonderSwan).
But there's so many games and so little time in life. I want to play things that would be enjoyable to someone who never had these as a kid/teenager. (Hard mode: something you actually have played to completion)

Let me guess: you need more.

>>10120452
I need less
Just the Deck will do

>>10120427
Play with your cat first. After that play some Dicing Knight or THPS2 on the NGage.

>>10120452
Nah. Remove the Nugget and Deck and add a GBA and I'd be sat for a long time.

>>10120452
why's the deck so damned big

Reminder to not trust eceleb reviews, shills or not, somebody that owns dozens upon dozens of handhelds (that they barely play for more than an hour) and who has no concept of money (because they get their shit for free or get the money back by making a video anyways) is never gonna be as critical of a device as your regular user. Trust only your fellow Anon's opinions.

>>10120498
it's comfy. Basically a gamepad but wider with a screen in the middle.

>>10120505
Post your handheld.

>>10120505
This applies to pretty much all reviews on YouTube except for really niche people that review stuff they don't expect to recoup the cost of with the review.

>>10120485
This but drop the gayboy advance and keep the deck.

>>10119647
If you want PSP, RG351. It can play most of them okay

>>10119518
Steamdeck? What are you, eight? Retarded, even? We play exclusively on the Atari Lynx, thank you very much.

>>10120567
Aside from the Wonderswan did anyone else make a handheld with a similar layout to the Atari Lynx?

>>10120042
I almost forgot about the mega duck. What were its good games?

this jewtuber was a huge 405m advocate kek.

this place is hecking toxic

>>10120623
>design premium product
>neglect most basic detail
How did Anbernig do it?

Powkiddy shadow dropped another 18s varient.

>start, select, L2/R2, power, and six function buttons - vita orb switches
>L1/R1 - analog switches
>ABXY - stiff rubber membranes
>dpad - ds-lite rubber membrane
>analogs - definitely some sort of non-switch potentiometers. pretty accurate
no bottom-outs
>the screen? definitely an lcd touch screen with some minor ghosting. no glass to break, so no need of a screen protector. other than that, fairly accurate.
the build is solid and heavy. the size is slightly larger than a Nintendo DSi(1cm on the length and width)
>Only 140 this time
>Like the previous versions, hinge is fucking metal, so isnt shit
>New matte finish, so doesnt pick up finger prints as much.

Seems powkiddy finally won the chinkshell war. Someone plans on doing a video review, so I'd wait for one just to make sure.

>>10120743
>Powkiddy shadow dropped another 18s varient.
Sauce?

>>10120650
It’s literally retroid and powkiddy with anbernig in a DISTANT third right now. Powkiddy is trash but at least they’re cheaper. Anbernic charges premium prices for utter shit.

>>10120743
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>>10120747
https://powkiddy.com/products/powkiddy-x18s-5-5-inch-ips-screen-black-version-android-11-l3-r3-function-retro-games-handheld-game-console
>>10120784
It JUST came out of nowhere. So the only one that got it was some kirby fan. Joey's reviews suck, but you should be able to tell how shit the buttons are from gameplay. I'll check baidu if some chink got their hands on it.

>>10120506
dude it looks like my front bumper

>>10120802
The black 18s has been out for months, am I missing something? where are you getting analog L1/R1 from?

>>10120743
>The logo label of English powkiddy is cancelled, and the graphic logo label is used.
It’s over.

I keep seeing every site say to never use the stock micro sd card, has anyone ever actually had a stock micro sd card fail on them? If so what model retro handheld had you bought it with?

>>10120828
It's a different revison. Example. THE x18 did not have the t618 chip until like the third or forth revison. Powkiddy also didn't note the first x18s only updated ghe controllers and tried to charge premium for it until shills noticed what was going on.

>>10120940
Yes it happens to quite a lot of people with miyoo minis on reddit using stock. It just dies one day in a game.
SD cards are so cheap it makes no sense to risk it.

>>10120940
i got a sneedyoo and i definitely saw a big difference in transfer speed from the stock card and a sandisk. i also saw graphical bugs when i played it out of the box that i dont have now on onion tho the bugs could bad bad roms or bad os or whatnot. doesnt seem worth the risk relying on the stock card imo especially when you install the cfw it takes minutes

>>10120761
Retroid doesn't even have clicky sticks. im starting to think all chick devices are shit. If my 351/353m ever shit out on me I'm tapping out of this hobby.

>>10121167
>Retroid doesn't even have clicky sticks.
anon even the flop sliders click.

give away, sell or keep my old frontlit blue sp? ever since i got one of these devices of a similar size, my sp is a vanity item at best
would hold on to it more vigorously if it was backlit, spoiled by this brighter, bigger screen (and what is basically a built in flashcart)

>>10121167
>Retroid doesn't even have clicky sticks
That's demonstrably false though?

Am I retarded or does GarlicOS not have an option to search for a specific game?

should I get a 1000, 2000, or 3000 model psp for homebrew and fucking around with emulated /vr/ stuffs?

>>10119872
Ahh that's a good point. Honestly from a practicality standpoint there's really no reason to buy an original GBC when I can play all those games and countless more on an open source handheld. I guess it's just kind of cool to own one because they look neat.
I'll lurk around the thread to see what handhelds would be good for my needs, I honestly would be happy to get just up to PS1 playing well (Don't need analog sticks then)

>>10121260
3000.

>>10121262
I love how they lied in the add that the screen lights up.

I have a yellow DMG with a ez flash Jr cart.

is there a device that can play sega saturn games well without being super expensive? my phone is too weak to emulate them at full speed lol

>>10120452
Yes
I need to support 2P
the idea of the steam deck seems neat
But I have a ridiculous gaming PC already
I rarely take the switch with me to work but I have a few times

A few other systems not pictured
Gbc, gba, gbp etc

Tablet = tethered "jailbreak" running nova launcher, deblooOooted, 256gb sd @ $75 Black Friday sale and 10" screen it can't be beat for the price

>>10121306
RP2S

Its cool playing Blood Fresh Supply on the Ayaneo Air, but the analog sticks don't feel fast enough for a game as difficult as this. At least on higher difficulty settings like Well Done.

>>10119518
I used to think the PSP-1000 was "too big" kek
gb micro era was based

I regret selling my DS fat

>>10121306
Ignore >>10121317. RP2S hasn't been properly vetted yet.

>>10121306
A Sega Saturn and a pseudosaturn cart is like 150, not even.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/334905323219?epid=0&hash=item4df9e9aed3:g:IdYAAOSwGshkaLff&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0NsNMvd%2BEkvVOAA3eFGmuauZuMdHquQ7yNka8%2FF1WokwpSOMmPYsYtNqITtmcJWoas8vK%2BPuEd0%2BaLDkLfnlSWIVSXds%2FYS2aoPtcjiEbQHZEc9Gsk8ORLM3eHFTzozIaP52wIm7y37kWSQy6YgFbr9c6h7osWmKbjiio0ZXwK3SxjF6q9VmsS9OQGy5hEYQvE%2FVnNZFGErIjgcj3m1gb15JoT%2Fzhhuy6DSuntFLaDWGcnYoOvFmM2H8Xlx%2BaS8NKXZfPkQZEMAfDL7beKB%2BncA%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6jqvYe3Yg

>>10119596
Not only would it be better to play on Steam Deck, you also have shader options that would make it look more authentic than it does even on its original hardware.

>>10119647
If it's just those, I'd recommend RK2023 purely for form factor and price.

>>10121328
>make it look more authentic than it does even on its original hardware

Bought a Leapfrog for $3, how do I put Doom on it? :)

>>10119845
Steam has integrated Discord functionality which is all the reason I need not to transition from identitying as a chinkheld user.

>>10119859
>and not retro
3DS threads will be allowed on /vr/ within the next 5 years, guaranteed.

>>10121321
You will weep when I show you Burning Rangers running smoothly on my 2S.

>>10120051
Almost perfect for me personally, I just hate that it's one R click away from needing The Fixer SD card plugged in to deal with that nonsense.

>>10121296
The yellow colour looks cool, nice one.
If i find a cheap one somewhere I'll buy it, but I'm probably leaning towards a modern emulation handheld now, just for practicality.

>>10120278
He's annoying sometimes but it's nice seeing Analogue Pocket Webm poster combo break the shitflinging going on there

>>10121242
It doesnt, you have to add it in yourself.
https://www.rg35xx.com/en/2023/07/05/romsearch-the-most-necessary-app-for-garlicos/

>>10121343
I also finally found it; The perfect, ultimate carrying case for the Retromini. Whatever model this Case Logic thing for SD cards is. It is within millimetres of perfection it fits so well.

>>10121360

>>10120351
The handheld desktop, in other words the adult's version of the Deck.
>>10120505
I trust every single review I see on RGC.

>>10121385
God I fucking hate these rectangle brick designs so fucking much to the point I'm willing to pay an extra $30-40 for the 3+

>>10121379
Thank you.

>>10121306
I hate to keep shilling the RK2023....HOWEVER:
The games only started working properly once I upgraded to ArkOS. Saturn, PS1, DC, and PSP can make the device run hot in more graphically intensive games and especially if you've upped the resolution of said systems, the battery is right next to the chips (one of which can get hot on its own independently from the battery when running "higher end" games) so leaving it hot for too long could potentially ruin the system, and for all I know not all Saturn games will work or at least not without adjusting some settings.

>>10121392
Shapely handhelds are for men who like curves
Brick handhelds are for men who like men

>>10121385
>a picture of dolphins
GAMECUBESISTERS, CAN THE RP2S........!?!?!!?11?

>>10121424
yes that's right it can play Ecco___

>>10121426
It's retrover....

>>10121424
>>10121426
>>10121435
wtf I just downloaded 30 gigs of Dolphin games!?!!

>>10121402
>Cloud model is from one fan remake
>Barret is from an entirely different fan project remake
>Base Tifa model
What the actual fuck am I watching?

Is it too much to ask for a simple handheld that has a PSP form factor, symmetrical button layout, mini HDMI port on top, inset power button and volume control keys on top, stacked trigger keys, 5.0 inch OLED screen, packed in SD cards that are name brand quality, battery that lasts 8 hours and never gets too hot, ROMs from Odyssey to PS5 playable flawlessly even with shaders and without having to mess around in config, every single game in existence preloaded onto it in CHD format, and a slot in the back to precariously place a Game Boy game cartridge that will be knocked out with a light breeze?

>>10121441

So if I buy one of those handhelds I will have to change the SD card that comes with it because they are shit, right? And how do I copy everything?

>>10121458
You format a new, solid and safe SD card to the format the handheld device needs, then just copy and paste all of the files from the old chink card to the new safe card.

>>10121449
I KNOW RIGHT

>>10121462
Thanks anon

>>10121470
That's 4 inches.

>>10121473
That's what she said.

>>10121470
God that is so fucking HOT

>>10121470
RETROID
LITERALLY
HIRE
THIS
FUCKING
GOD
DAMN
MAN

>>10121470
The reason we never get higher or even mid-tier devices designed like this is due to the circuit board. The 2 and 2S are designed to utilize the circuit board's shape more than anything else. >>10121385

>>10121343
No seriously, can I install Doom on this Leapfrog watch or not?

what is the smallest famiclone available? as long as it has an SD slot or internal memory it works for me. just want the SMOL

>>10121512
All joking aside, a famiclone is a brick with pre-installed 8-bit games while anything with an SD card is going to be a retro emulation handheld.
The only device that does both is the Retromini, which is mostly only good for GB/GBC/GBA games and is very subpar for SNES and Genesis titles. But it's small, $30, and has both the famiclone menu and sd-card slot for roms.

>>10121512
>>10121517
If you just want to play GB/GBC/GBA roms from an SD slot then this is the perfect device for you. The L/R buttons are just uncomfortably small, however.

all the angry shit flinging in these threads is funny to me, i'm thrilled for less than 70 bucks, the price of a new game these days, i got a little fake gameboy playing chain of memories on a monstrously big bright screen with even a cute pixel mode to mimic the gba screen it looks so sharp and vibrant
this shit ballin as fuck

>>10121519
or the nano. It trains you to focus on a single game

>>10121527
Ya, let's pay more than twice the price for a worst experience. The dude literally said, "he found himself finally enjoying the RG Nano when he forced himself to play one GBC title at a time."

>>10121527
it only holds one at a time? I might as well just use a real game boy.

>>10121519
I see. That is, frankly, not small enough. If I go only emulation, then can I get SMOLer?

>>10121540
If you want smaller while keeping the other details you wanted, then the Nano is your only real option but you're paying more than twice the price just to be smaller. Only other thing comparable is the Funkey S, which at that point you're paying $100 for a device too small to actually play.

>shader preset: sabr
>GBA game: loaded
Yep, it's gaming time.

>>10121545
indeed, that seems too small.
isn't there anything that will play famicom that is super small but also wide layout instead of tall layout?

>>10121532
>dude
I wouldn't listen to him or his opinions, guys like him with over twenty of these emulation portables have really warped and weird perspectives
To 90% of normal people, the nano is junk, a cute novelty that you'll never use
He's just trying to justify it's existence next to the million other devices he owns and even then it's a stretch

>>10121550
do you like gridx2

Thoughts on Miyo Mini+ and RG35XX?
The RG seems like a really good price, even though the Miyo isn't bad either.
I probably only want to play up to PS1 anyway, so I don't really need/want analog sticks.
On a semi-related note, I still have my old GP2X Wiz, that was a great little handheld when I had a long train journey back in 2005/6. Played through Shining Force for the first time on it, and the touch-screen and stylus was so cool for playing stuff like Monkey Island.

>>10121553
No, I'm afraid not :/

>>10121557
Not really

>>10121417
Yeah me

>>10121569
its a pain going through all the options, whats your favourite for portable systems and favourite for home consoles?

>>10121553
Fc3000? A very shitty famiclone with the worst homebrew games when the cartridge is inserted. Becomes the cheapest bittboy clone without it.

>>10121580
I wish I could talk more on the subject but even using so many I only remember sabr because I like how it looks in all GBA games. I tried it on PS1, SNES, GBC, and Genesis, but it only looks good on GBA to me.

>>10121559
Dpads are kinda funky on the rg35, otherwise they're virtually identical
I have the grey gameboy coloured plus and it's been perfect for me, even has wifi although I don't know why that would be useful outside of convenient os updating
think both can play every ps1 title fine

>>10119465
Dumb esl poster

>>10121585
if memory serves on small screens, scanline2x looks good on ps1 games

>>10121591
That's awesome to hear, I wasn't sure how well it would handle PS1, but that sounds promising.
If the RG35 has a funky dpad, I might lean towards the Miyo, it's not much more expensive.

>>10121596
I'll give it a try, I need something to smooth out Xenogears since playing with higher res caused occasional graphical glitches.

I just want to play pokemon emerald on something that is comfortable and not going to break in two weeks, what is the right device?

>>10121628
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mOERQwI

You quite literally do NOT need more. Unless you need horizontal, then get the Q90 instead

>>10121640
What if I want something vertical that can play ps1 games with shaders+2x speed. Is that possible on any handheld in this form factor? Even my eck has trouble once you throw heavy shader (of course simple ones are fine) and run the fast forward

>>10121646
Verticals only come in the shittiest chips, and since even the Deck can't fit your needs, horizontals won't either.

>>10120367
Neither is a steam deck. That piece of shit has a 2 hour battery life with games made even 4 years ago.

>>10121660
The Steam Deck is a handheld, just not a portable or pocketable handheld.

>>10121660
Definitely able to be held in your hands pretty easy though so I'd say it fits the definition

Lakka bros ww@

>>10121640
doesn't the lack of real time clock fuck shit up with pokemon (that isnt gen1)? or do those RTC rom hacks work

>>10121559
I like my MM+ but I can't get myself to play it for more than 1 or 2 hours at time, comes pretty handy when my other chinkheld doesn't have battery

I have determined that biverting the dmg gameboy is a meme. The contrast is already good. Improving it would be cool but then you get a huge blue square around the display. Someone should sell a sticky rim that covers that shit up

>own retroid pocket 2
>want clean front end with game artwork
>google says pegasus is the best option
>follow two different guides online, neither one of them works
>games not launching, retroarch doesn't start
>google around, can't find reliable fix
>wasted 3 hours of my life

why isn't there a nice, easy front end that is clean?

>>10121703
the fuck you saying zoom

s e e t h e

>>10119763

>>10121761
You shouldn't be playing games for more than 1 or 2 hours at time anyway kek

>>10121848
Oh shit I actually saw this in a store last week and was confused. What is this? What do I search online if I want to find this?

I'm playing crystal on an everdrive GB right now. Im guessing there isnt a way to use that with pokemon stadium 2 but if I get one of those $10 bootlegs of crystal can I put my save on it and use that in stadium 2 or do only authentic copies work?

>>10121885
It has to be said: focus on food in anime and anime games has always been cringe.

Anyone tried one of those ita screens for gba

>>10121761
Thanks for the input. I rarely play games for more than an hour anyway, so that sounds good for my purpose.
Can you run PS1 games with scanlines, or is that pushing the hardware a tad too much?

>>10121882
is a good thing you ask, gweilo. this the an ber nic ar gee three fifty three pee.

>>10121921
Yes it can, there's a Scanlinex2 filter which doesn't affect performance at all

>>10121559

>>10120373
I would pocket the 7" mini. The "10 Win max 2 goes into the modified undershirt gun holster.

>>10121992
Thank you!

>>10121527
I genuinely can't see shit even with glasses, these mini handhelds are some of the worst memes ever. Game Boy Micro is the absolute lowest you can go, and even then GBA SP is a better design to rip off.

China saved gaming.

>>10119692
I was soft-agreeing with you, you mongoloid.

>>10121850
That's an incredible story. Any source?

>>10121343
Kinda dumb.

>I bought an educational toy for kids.
>How do I put doom or an emulator on it?

How about you just give it to a kid that needs some educational toys, would that hurt anyone?

>>10120427
I don't know what you like so I'll just say what I've been playing on mine lately

GG: Phantasy Star 1, Sylvan Tale, Chase H.Q., Gulkave, Phantom 2040
Lynx: Roadblasters, Scrapyard Dog, Blue Lightning
NGPC: Crush Roller, Dark Arms Beast Buster 1999, Biomotor Unitron, Metal Slug 2nd Mission, Cotton - Fantastic Night Dreams
WS: Digimon Frontier Battle Spirit, Gunpey EX, XI[sai]
NGage: Glimmerati, Pocket Kingdom, Metal Bluster 2, Planet Zero

If you list your favorite games and genres I can get a better idea

>>10122105
Nobody fucking cares that you're an underage child who doesn't get a long running joke. Truly.

Any of you guys ever own a dingo a330... the biggest piece od shit ever. But it was like 10 years ago.

>>10122105
Why should anon have to give away his shit just because you got triggered

>>10121172
Does that new metal model have functional r3l3? I might get one.

>>10122105
How hot you give all your money to niggers, faggot?

>>10122105
That's not the dumb part, he's being retarded on purpose and its the wrong leapfrog model. Kek-lmao!
>>10122184
It was a different time for chinkhelds. Anebrnig was releasing new shovelhelds every 5 seconds and jxd was top dog if you could believe it. Its too bad the dingux forums had to die, as it had usful information.

What's your menu music situation? I have about 400 songs in the bgmusic folder but I always end up hearing something from either SaGa Frontier or Unlimited SaGa everyday even though it's probably less than a quarter of the folder.

>>10122198
Well there was a decent dingo, but the one I had came out right before it. It never got a custom os and ran like shit

If folks with 3d printers can do it, why can't chinks?

>>10122367
Chinks find already made parts sold for cheap sitting in some warehouse. Having to make new parts entirely adds to the cost.

>>10122184
a dingo a330 stole my baby

Quick question, nothing major, just casually wondering......so like......what will your excuse be when you are standing before God at the gates of Heaven and he asks you why you chose to sin over and over when you continued to steal video games even though you knew very well that what you were doing was wrong? What could you possibly say in your favor? What right do you have to enter the kingdom of Heaven when you have lived such a life of wanton debauchery and degeneracy of the soul? Renounce your ways now, throw away your chinkhelds, and purchase a Steam Deck which will allow you to buy games legally as God intended so that you may yet be saved before your untimely demise.

>>10122410
You drowned the world, innocents and all O' Lord. I think they listened to you less after that.
Also.
>Helping Gabe and the cabal is a lesser sin.
kek.

>>10122367
Where can I buy this?

>>10122410
member when you made illegal copies of that fish and loaf

>>10122484
FuKeN' Kek!

XD

>>10122580

>>10120349
Based anon willing to deal with trannycord

Should I get an RP3+ before they go extinct? Want something that can play Dreamcast, Saturn, and PSP. The new models aspect ratio will not be kind to PSP games. Or is there something better?

>>10122652
The RP2+ didn’t go extinct despite the RP3+, and at some point they will release the 4 anyway.

>>10122652
Odin Pro

Are all games up to ps1/gc be able to look great in 5:3 or just stick to 4:3?

can the miyuu mini + run pc engine cd without audio stutter or not?

>>10122889
>can the miyuu mini + run pc engine cd without audio stutter or
Think so, I have the 35xx and it runs that one fine.
The miyuu has similar specs from what I understood

>>10122926
i have been stalking youtube
miyoo has a coverflow option
allegedly can run sega cd, neogeo cd, etc
im not too worried about ps1 but think it would be comfy for jrpg
im not 100% sold on this as i have a decent tablet that i have been using
but i do like the idea of a small handheld
realistically, i would rather have a gameboy micro again, i keep reselling and missing it even though its objectively inferior to many newer devices

>>10122410
Jesus was literally the first pirate

>>10122410
It is no longer possible to buy most pre games from 2 gens ago and before in a way that the money goes back to the original developers/owners of the content.

>>10122963
retarded take
"[21] They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. [22] When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way."

probably wouldn't spend much time playing vidya
as this world is ruled by satanic forces
MSM & modern modern titles are intentional time\money-sinks
literally does nothing but distract you from your own spirituality

not to say i havent had transcendent experiences with certain titles, enjoyed artistic vision, themes, etc in retro vidya

i think that would make for an excellent thread on its own, "which vidya sparked the strongest emotion response" type shit

>>10122189
Yes, every retroid after the 2+ has clickable L3/R3.

Yep, there are literal children coming here going by this and the past 2 threads

>>10121392
Faggot
Brick >>>>> any of your gay zoomer designs

>>10121848
at what? your false diagonal POS d-pad? I didn't buy one so I'm good, I pity you though

>>10123175
>R*troid shill
Rounded > Your gay bricks. Powkiddy god btw.

Transcord News Roundup™:
>powchaddy is apparently about to shit out a new handheld. rk3566 and horizontal with a 4:3 screen like the rk2023, but "looks bigger"
>Nil says 120 - 130 KTR1s are now packed and ready to ship Tomorrow™
>also a speaker issue has been identified and Nil says he will send fixed speakers out of his pocket to everyone in the previous + this upcoming batch gonna sound like a cope/shill, but none of the previewers/reviewers noticed the issue and actually liked the audio. it wasn't noticed until one nip mentioned it and people ran tests.
>gamma guy is aiming to release a beta build of GammaOS for X28 within 2 weeks. will have broken HDMI and bluetooth audio, a major blow to the black gorilla niggers that don't want to use their handhelds as a handheld

>>10123218
I appreciate many bits of these devices are assembled by hand from parts already made and purchased, but god damn, do they seriously only make around 130 units at a fucking time? Do they literally have one individual who is assembling them by himself in a warehouse off site?

>>10123218
Who the fuck is switching back and forth between aux cable headphones and bluetooth headphones...? Gamma man comes off as some ignorant iPad manbaby flailing with modern problems literally nobody else has.

>>10123231
I mean he uses DJ Khaled as his pfp, what were you expecting

>>10123218
>within 2 weeks

>>10123218
Time to play "What will Powkiddy fuck up this time?"
>false diagonals on the dpad
>dpad cuts into your thumb
>sticks are limited to 8 directions
>sticks are wired upside down
>no wifi
>the battery explodes
>mono speaker despite two speaker holes
>screen falls out
>rattles like a baby toy
>inline shoulder buttons

>>10123231
Point is to release something that works back to back, unlike the average custom Android rom.

>>10123226
The one assembly line job I had for the local newspaper where we had to bundle coupons, fliers, advertisements, etc in with the local newspaper's print, but I was also the go-to tech guy for whenever anything went wrong. I assembled an entire production line together in a day by myself after the warehouse had a deep cleaning and nobody knew how to fucking even put a power cable back into a PC's power supply and did the whole hand-waving, "not me" shit.
If these chinks can't even fucking properly screw together a hundred handhelds in a week after I my lazy retarded ass re-assmebled an entire company's production line in one day, it just makes me fear how bad the quality is for their shit product.

>>10123247
Powwarriors... get him.

>>10123218
>>10123247
>>10123251
Yes, we get it, Powkiddy is just a rebranded Coolbaby. Powkiddy is the bottom of the fucking barrel when it comes to these companies, even beneath Data Frog. Just let us enjoy what shit we actually get instead of reminding us forever how retardedly bad Powkiddy and their products are.

>>10123254
I love powchaddy, I wasn't dunking on them.

>>10123218
>Powkiddy releasing yet another 3566 into the wild
The chip that never dies

>The unironic meme of many Youtubers lying and claiming that they were "restoring" vintage devices
>This fucking video about "the rare V90 finally being found, but it's so old and damaged... can he fix this rare handheld?"
Thanks for reminding me of this kek

>>10123273
I mean if it's a channel with a fucking Chink wearing latex gloves, it is by default a shit fake take. At least give us an American ignorantly claiming or actually believing the common crap he has is "rare".

>>10123273
>Time to restore this GameBoy!
>Buys a new shell
>New buttons
>Buys a new backlit screen
>Buys basically all of the parts for a GameBoy and just does some faggoty half assed Ship of Theseus where they just assemble new parts and discard the entirety of the GameBoy they're meant to be "restoring"
They couldn't even bother pretending to scrub the PCB with a toothbrush to "clean it".

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=4UmvGZNkalE

>>10122975
>this product that is not necessary for my survival in the slightest is discontinued
>therefore I deserve it for free
Black person rhetoric

>>10123273
>One of the three most common chink handhelds of 2021
>Looks like it's been in a fucking storage unit or garage that's infested with mice/rats for over two fucking decades
This shit legitimately only ever fooled Facebook boomers and it is so disgustingly embarrassing they try this fake scummy shit with anybody else

>>10123286
IPS screens on og Gameboy and flux covered boards make my cock retract into my body

>>10123332
>I'm a /v/ zoomer fresh off of /pol/ propaganda! Both me and my retarded dribble I'm parroting is relevant to this /vr/ thread, yes!
Holy fucking god damn shit, you tone deaf retarded impotent child. Your retardation from /v/ and /b/ is simply not tolerated here and you can kindly never fucking post here again, or better yet, kill yourself. Literally kill yourself and stop being a detrimental bog on everybody unfortunate enough to have met you, let alone have to tolerate living with you. You are the epitome of the retard iPad zoomer just mindlessly regurgitating lingo in an effort to feel involved and it's not just disgusting, but literally bannable. Fuck off forever you useless, stupid child.

>>10123332
You realize half of this thread are literally Brazilians trying to get decent emulation handhelds at a proper price, right?

>>10123359
>nooooo muh pollllll
lmao stupid black.

>>10123374
I couldn't be more pasty pale. I'm a caucasian twink. Enjoy your ban, retarded child.

>>10123381
okay blackie lol.

>>10123381
Hey cutie lol

>>10123359
kek
>muh \pol\ boogeyman meme
in no way did you refute his original argument
you are an absolute fag

>>10123332
>>10122410
there is no fated retribution in the afterlife for clicking download on faggy videogames
its all 1s and 0s on a spinning magnet or ssd

if you decide to choose vidya over having a relationship with God then i can see it being a problem

do you download books

>>10123369
I can spot brazilians trying to speak english from a mile, maybe 15% of the thread at best.

>>10123381
delete this
absolutely disgusting HIGH RESOLUTION RAT NAILS

why anon
WHY


cant we just talk about shitty chinese handhelds PLEASE

>>10123312
>ultrawide handheld
lmao, i'm dying hahahaha

>>10123385
>Making this claim after >>10123381 was posted
Biggest of Oof's. Learn to refresh a thread before posting your reply to a post part way through the discussion next time.

>>10123391
cope blackie.

I thought the underage retard who kept shitting these threads up was Bri'ish? Or do we have an entirely new, unsupervised retarded angsty teen migrating here from /v/ trying to outdo the Brit bitch?

>>10123393
No need for racism. Retro games are for everyone.

>>10123404
it's a black fr*nch cunt.

>>10123332
>>10123374
>>10123382
>>10123393

>>10123406
physical games are for richfags\mentall ill
illegal downloads are for normies\poorfags

>>10123409
>AAAAHHHHH JANNY SAVE ME
pathetic... black pepo so fragile...

>>10123410
Yeah pretty much. Although legal downloads are really what is for normies. Maybe there's a different tier for normies who appreciate a good piracy now and then

Ah yes
Where else can I express my teenaged, Twitter and Tiktok fueled and inspired racial hatred...
But a /vr/ handheld general thread about retro handhelds for video games?

>>10123413
Good bye bitch, lmfao

Twitter and Tiktok are niggerlovers you retarded zoomer.

>>10122580
>Kishi
Lol. Lmao not even stand still too much and literally.
>>10123413
>Being scared to say nigger on /vr/
Mixed raced mutt named mitch dumped in a ditch picked up by a buck broken guy named rick who circumsied mitch so now mitch has to consume to feed his smegma encrusted dick.

>>10123427
now say that again without crying blackie LMAO

>>10123427
>>10123430
Stop replying to the inbred nigger and enjoy his permaban.

>>10123430
Watch your language. Some of our black friends who enjoy a little snes on the go might be reading. Wouldn't want to make some stranger's day worse for no reason

>>10123435
This, do not reply to the black French zoomer.

>>10123423
Look, he's being cringe but that doesn't make hating niggers UNcool

Goodbye, black gorilla nigger zoomer. :)

Imagine being a French nigger and thinking bitching about your race in a fucking /vr/ handheld thread is in way acceptable or relevant, kek

nice quality there anons

SO

HANDHELDS

WHAT ARE YOU ENJOYING/ANTICIPATING?

>>10123467
My wife is looking into steam decks. The size and color are what she's into most. I'm fine with my Gameboy micro and etc. I like original hardware better.

>>10123467
As a white and decidely NOT fr*nch man, I am greatly looking forward to playing some Cotton Boomerang on my KTR1. If it doesn't ship tomorrow I'm going to assassinate Nil.

>>10123475
Thanks Russ, very cool!

https://youtu.be/rmARbP2q-50

>>10123475
I both appreciate and don't appreciate this joke being made when we have an active underage frenchie nigger attacking the thread. This thread is racy enough as it is.

>>10123332
>Black person rhetoric
Tell me you're pathetic teenager desperately trying to fit in anywhere without specifically stating that you are a pathetic teenager who's desperately trying to fit in literally anywhere. This isn't even zoomer levels of patheticness, you're a fucking Gen Alpha child on his mother's iPad.

>>10123467
>enjoying
my odin lite
>anticipating
the miyoo mini flip

>>10123495
I'm concerned because I have a legitimate interest in the Flip for its form factor and capabilities but have to anticipate that the thing is going to always be sold out due to Miyoo Mini reddit hoarders "needing to get theirs".

>>10123506
>Miyoo has a new handheld?
>I need to get mine.
They even started hoarding RG Nanos in anticipation it was going to be as tiktok popular as the Miyoo Mini, the epitome of consumer

>>10123506
Oh, they will. The only hope is that clamshell rumor anbernic is making. (Could also be a slider)

>>10123515
If it's a slider, I sleep. I want a GBA SP that plays PS1 games and actual fat assed hoarding consumers who simply want to brag about owning it yet never actually fucking using or playing it have been salivating at buying and owning "the next big thing". It's absolutely disgusting that a niche product that fills a void enthusiasts want to own and use are mass-bought out by retarded Redditors just wanting to take a photo of their fat fucking hangs touching one.

>>10123467
RP2S IM A FUCKING CHANG SHILL EATING GUTTER OIL HOT POT I DONT CARE AHHHHHH

>>10123495
>transparent black
Chad. Are you good with the ergonomics and d-pad position? I loved the Lite but just couldn't gel with those two things for whatever reason.

>>10123467
>enjoying
mcnugget tetris
>anticipating
repurchasing a gb micro for literally no reason

>>10123526
I was originally going to wait for the 2S reviews before buying one but I couldn't resist Anon's 25% off code. Pray for me that my transparent black shell doesn't start cracking or has light bleed bros...

>>10123526
Just 7 more days bro. 7 more days until we can continue waiting some more

>>10123539
>Got a transparent handheld
>Prays there is no light bleeding
....What the actual fuck....?

>>10123539
for what it's worth I never noticed any lightbleed on my transparent 3+. Assuming you're talking about bleeding out of the transparent shell rather than the edges of the screen.

>>10123179
Explain why false diagonals are a bad thing.

>>10123548
>explain why getting an input you didn't want is a bad thing
Are you retarded?

>>10122436
I'm pretty sure the guy who made it uploaded the 3d printer file for others to download, but I can't recall where. I think it was a reddit post? You might also find someone selling printed versions on etsy, or use a 3d printing sight where you send them the file and they mail you the product. I don't own a 405m so it's not something I paid attention to.

>>10123548
Explain how you're an adult.

>>10123535
Yes I am, the odin design is actually all what I wanted from a chinkheld, I can play for hours while being comfy on my bed, the only thing I don't like at all are the front bottons, they are hard to smash repeatedly, other than that I'm pretty happy with my odin

>>10123548
Explain why you like shitty faulty controls

>>10123548

>>10123560
Pretty based anon, I'm glad to hear it. The front buttons were pretty meh though, yeah. Not terrible, just... meh.

>>10123254
Powkiddy is the Chip’s Ahoy to Anbernic’s Oreos. Their handhelds feel like cheap garbage, but they’re also priced like cheap garbage, and they’re honestly at the top of the trash pile in terms of performance, above Data Frog and all the nameless $5 Famiclone makers. Basically: you get what you pay for. The V90 just barely hits the mark for enjoyable GBA performance, so it’s unquestionably a better entry system than the SF2000, even if it’s twice the price. They should do more clamshell stuff, since it seems like they’re the only ones at that price range willing to tackle that form factor.

>>10123495
>Sonic Riders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-rluWs_w94

>>10123467
Been dicking around with dosbox emulation in GarlicOS on my RG35XX. Controlling a mouse/joystick with a d-pad? Fucking sucks. I need to figure out some way to turn the shoulder buttons into a sensitivity toggle so I can do both fast and precise movement with the thing.

>>10123580
>The V90 just barely hits the mark for enjoyable GBA performance, so it’s unquestionably a better entry system than the SF2000, even if it’s twice the price.
Okay anon.

>>10123580
>Powkiddy is the Chip’s Ahoy to Anbernic’s Oreos.
So Powkiddy is just okay while Anbernig is overpriced garbage for homos, got it.

Powshitty sux

>>10123596

Just ordered RG35XX for my first device
Hopefully I won't get buyers remorse for not getting a miyoo instead

>>10123636
man, youre ok. They are really pretty much the same. Any nitpicky shit is autism tier, just play the games and forget about the rest.

>>10123636
For me at least, the buyer's remorse comes from not spending an extra $20-30 for a rhh with dual sticks and some level of psp/ds emulation ability. The RG35XX and MM+ are so similar, there's not much difference to be had, at least not anything meaningful.

https://retrogamerepairshop.com/products/game-boy-micro-750mah-high-capacity-replacement-battery-by-makho

is this battery worth it or am I gonna ignite my balls? the increased thickness has me questioning it, but I'm unsure of where else to get a new micro battery.

>>10123643
It's a good one

>>10123467
Enjoying the Steam Deck and AyaNeo Air, just waiting for the price on x86 handhelds running Ryzen 6000 series APUs to go down in a year or so now that the 8000 thousand series ones are rumored to be an actual major leap.

>>10123687
I'll trust in anon then

>>10119518
You're gay but correct

>>10123548
>explain why fucked precision through bad design which prevents you from properly interacting with games is a bad thing
I also take issue with if the brakes on my car don't work, but maybe I'm just fucking weird like that.

>>10123512
I wonder if they're going to try hording more of them in light of that video RGC put out. Man he was really reaching hard for positives.

>>10123467
playing Mario Adventure on my gb micro. Sometimes I think it'd be cool to have a portable that played PS2 and GameCube games, but then I figure none of those have games that would be fun to play on a portable. The load times and cutscenes would ruin the otherwise fun experience of playing RPGs on a handheld, and lack of analog shoulders would make GameCube no fun.

>>10121581
>Fc3000
That looks sick! Cheap, plays the only systems that matter, takes AAAs in a pinch, doesn't appear to have awful sound or visuals. What's the problem?

>>10123694
>now that the 8000 thousand series ones are rumored to be an actual major leap.
QRD?

>>10123761
Rumors seem abound like PC Gamer speculating in early June that Navi 3.5 iGPUs could be on par with a RTX 3070/RX 6700XT, but that's only for the "mega APU" referred to as Strix Halo. That seems like a very generous assumption though, and there's another article by Tom's Hardware saying that there's speculation that Strix Point (mobile processors) could go as high as 12 cores. These are still rumors and this processor is rumored to be out in the second half of 2024, but if they ever end up being true then I'm going to use the opportunity to snatch up any second hand 6000 or 7000 series handhelds that ever go for cheap.

>>10123218
>rk23 but bigger
I might hold off on the wifi version until I see it then

>>10123252
Don't worry, I'll get him.
>>10123247
ALL OF THE ABOVE

>>10122410
I'll tell god it was the Analogue Pocket that made me do it.

>>10123467
Finished DKC3 yesterday on my RG35XX. Replaying the game was great and I completed the run with 103%. Only after that I googled if there was any hide secrets and I found out there is a hard mode where you input a code in the naming screen before you start a new run. After you finish that mode you complete 105%. I'm going to try that mode other time.
Next game I'm going to play is probably Super Bomberman 4.

>>10123467
I stopped buying them for a while. Mainly just basic Tengen Tetris on Game Box Plus. I'll probably buy another for Christmas or something, they are so cheap

>>10123467
I think I'm closing in on the end of Lunar 2 on my Powchaddy X28™. The game is fantastic, but the amount of references to feces sprinkled all throughout Working Design's brilliant trannylation is legitimately concerning.

>>10124185
Post picture.

WHERE'S MY 2S REVIEWS!
Can't believe these good for nothing chinks didn't even ship a few review units early to their loyal shills

>>10124325
wala.

>>10120278
I've got an RG353PS right now and it's worked with no problems. It just can't run Gamecube or Dreamcast for shit but it's still excellent for every other old console based on my experience. Right now I'm wanting to make the right stick be the camera for Freedom Unite but I'm not sure how to do it. Not really sure what the immense hatred is about.

>>10123179
dont have that problem with my unit friend

>>10124092
kek you are obsessed

>>10124380
Those are some cool handhelds. Except that vertical one. That looks like a piece of shit for some reason

>>10123218
BASED TRANNYCORD SAFARI-ANON
>X28 build without bluetooth
Only a minor inconvenience. I'd rather not be constrained by a cord but it's not as if it's the final build, nor am I without ol' reliable earphones. The big things are the analogs and optimization.

>>10124357
Don't forget to play the epic prequel to the franchise, the game that started it all: Lunar Dragon Song!

>hundreds of my own roms
>thousands of roms from the packaged in sd card
>overwhelmed with choices
Yeah I'm thinking it's time to spend a couple hours fiddling with the config and just scrolling through titles then call it a day

Android or Linux?

As much as I hate the slight muffled quality of rear facing speakers, it's something I can forgive with headphones. What I can not understand is why the SF2000 has both rear facing speakers and no audio jack. Just, what the heck were they thinking? Were all the play-testers deaf, or did they just not test at all?

>>10119518
bruh! Ya know! Or just use their old phone or something, jesus, anything with 3-12gb of ram and a snapdragon 450 at minimum is gonna wipe the fucking floor with every handheld on display here save for one or two exceptions. (ill show a little respect to retroid and the odin, with the idea that mini pcs dont really count) but even then, an old phone can be more than just a handheld, razer kishi and the backbone have made it an awesome experience now with a direct usb connection so no lag input. Debloat the phone and the fucker will have amazing shelf and battery life. But nooooooo pls oh pls give me more cheap plastic crap with loads of defects and issues. Siiiiigh..... ngmi.

>>10124590
>both rear facing speakers
>speakers
>plural
Lol

>>10124614
>razer kishi
This looks cool, didn't know about it previously.
Still a bit bulky and overkill for what I'd want probably, but a cool alternative! My biggest issue with just using my phone was that I wanted real buttons, so this is a cool solution.

>>10124614
>Going as cheap as the kekdragon 400 series while the 600 performs better for kino phone games while costing the same pricr
>Complains about cheap chink shit while his poojeet blood shills the fuckin kishi of all chink clamps.
The backbone is literally the only kekclamp not made in chink land. You make phone posters look almost as bad as the sneedalong pocket dudes.

>>10123539
I feel retarded for not using the code because I wanted the metal version instead.

If we cared about which device had the absolute best performance, we would also be the types of people who only like top of the line AAA games and not games that look old. /hhg/ is too soulful for the Deck shills and the cell phone posters.

I gave in, bros. I have an MM+ for SNES games, but I really did want an SP-style GBA clone. I know about the Miyoo Mini Flip, but even assuming comes out, seeing as its not called the “Miyoo Mini+ Flip”, it’s probably gonna use the original nano form factor and be some FunkeyS unergonomic e-waste. I’d prefer a normal-sized clamshell, even if it can only reliably go up to GBA

What's the best sentimental or depressing shader to use playing Mother 3 to juxtapose with the cutesy visuals?

>>10124676
ntsc composite

>>10124671
enjoy your e-waste handheld

>>10124671
Been playing a lot of GBA lately, it's easy to forget just how good games looked on it.

>>10124671
hate gba on this but love gb/gbc on it.

>>10124590
>wide ass button layout to the point of it being comically unusable
>playtesting
KEK

>>10124671
Have fun, anon. Don't forget to setup correctly
https://jahed.dev/2022/01/25/improving-powkiddy-v90-ux/
https://vaipui.wordpress.com/2022/09/25/powkiddy-q90v90q20-retroarch-only-for-cfw-1-3-3/
and update some of the emulators
drive . google . com/drive/folders/1AT3LVlJPCZf_csTh8qdgL0Bp1MlZQONV
https://retrogamecorps.com/2021/02/01/review-powkiddy-v90/#CustomFW

What's the point of those shaders that make the grid of pixels on gbc or gba even more obvious?

>>10123286
I swear I saw one where the guy disassembled a broken console and his fix it was to just buy another one that worked and swap it into an aftermarket shell.
>"We fixed it!"
>original unit sitting untouched in a parts bin

>>10124671
>100% original chinese sandisk
>$3
hope it's real bro but i would be carefful with that one

>>10124693
Bro? Your comically small hands?

Finished crash 1 on the rg35xx. No issues.
>tfw no tall gf to lift you up

>>10124786
Very nice

>>10124694
Elaborate.

>>10122484
Fish N' loaf piracy must be stopped.

>>10124817
gba just looks like shit on it and hit n miss emulation

>>10124590
The SF2000 has ONE (1) speaker, what are you talking about?

>>10124671
>I bought a V90 just for GBA emulation

>>10124723
I have Dot_Matrix for GB/GBC and Grid2x for GBA on my MM+ , those aren't shaders tho, they are filters

>>10124887
wtf is the diff between a shader and a filter

>>10124828
Dang, bummer.

>>10123389

>>10124671
They're at least the same size, fruit loop.

>>10124898
Filter is just an image slapped on top, like scan lines or a grid to make things look more pixelated, and costs practically zero processor resources. Sharers are actual changes to the images being generated to make them look better/different, and can add anywhere from low to high strain on the processor.

>>10124967
Wider!

>>10124357
Is this your first chinkheld?

>>10124668
So you buy handhelds specifically for shit performance? Well that's a unique take to be sure.

>>10124668
And if you read my post.... you dont need the newest phone. Most smartphones, even cheaper models will outperform most of these handhelds.

>>10124650
Its nye impossible to stop buying shit made in china, but I see no reason to buy extra shit I dont need when what is in my pocket already outperforms it. Enjoy your cheap plastic kiddo. Ill just keep winning and not spending money on junk.

>>10125191
woah you mean I could fast forward snes games at greater than 90 fps? man that *is* worth the shitty controls

>>10124650
I have two kishis that I bought for 28 bucks used or opened once on fucking ebay of all places. This is like counter shilling. Youre trying to talk shit so you can go back to shilling me powshiddy I guess.

>>10124967
Even playing DS or 3DS games with both screens scaled to the same size, side-by-side... or the focus of this screen being is that it naively has a full keyboard across it to the same scale as a real keyboard...
Why the ever loving fuck would anybody??

>>10121343
No seriously tho, can I hack this to play even GameBoy games or should I just give it to my six year old nephew who is already probably too old to care about it since he has an iPhone and Switch lite already?

The Leapfrog watch, not the SF2000. That's mine.

>>10124629
It fits a little goofy but has been the most comfortable experience Ive ever had. DO do some research, it fits most phones but not all. I personally like the kishi v 1 better than the v2.

>>10125196
Try harder shill, ive gone to lengths to state that the controllers I have work faster? And snes at 90fps? No beach... im rocking psp at 1080p thats what im doing with it. I play anything below ps1 on a cheap lg premiere pro lte because I have like 3 of them laying around from when it was my main phone.

>muh chinkheld
>muh chinkdeck
Por que no los dos?

>>10125228
youre fucking gay

>>10125228
The controls I have * work just fine, I meant to say, i dont use a touch screen.

>>10125241
Nothing but respect for the deck for making Linux that much more widely known. Makes aya product makers seethe.

>>10125242
Sure schlomo, nice comeback.

>>10125193
>Claims he doesnt spend money on junk
>Has underpowered shit that can't play the best mobile kino.
>Em having a laugh playing mount n blade while you enjoy your keksp goymes at 1080LOSE
>>10125197
>Buying the kekshi's USED when razer dropped the price for the original and the gamesir x2 came out.
>Say his phone is gook shit
>W-well you probably shill for chinkhelds!
Kektarded, Starvin AND Kike raised by a Dyke!
>>10125243
>Not liking touch screens
So your a goyslop enjoyer on top of shilling for jewish products in your kektry cuckmuttcials?

>>10125252
>Caring about cum-onher-back on /vr/
I know what the jewish lady did to you as a baby was horrible. But not everyone on 4keks is from SHITlandCERAL

these threads are bad and dont belong on /vr/

>>10124668
Nonsense, the Deck isn't for AAA, it's for functioning emulation and AA at best.

>>10125247
Slightly unrelated, but am I the only one who thought Aya Neo and AYN were the same company? I thought Aya Neo made the UMPCs, while AYN was a brand under Aya Neo that made the Android handhelds

>>10125241
>porky no las lindos xD
Probably because the chinkheld isn't worth half of what you pay for one and it's stolen all your personal and financial info the moment you plug it into your PC

>>10125332
>it’s not worth what you pay for
I didn’t pay all that much
>it takes your info
You give Valve all your credit card info before the Deck even ships to your house

>>10125347
As if that store purchase has anything to do with what was being insinuated you dimwit... oh wait.... Chin? Is that you?

>>10125283
Which is fine because triple A has been pretty shit in the last few years anyways, which is why I turned the boat around and started going backwards, done with these companies. That being said, steam deck runs god of war and elden ring last I checked. Are those not triple A titles?

>>10125328
Idk, its just that I flinched big time whenever I saw their price tags that I never looked into em all that much. Like a luxury version of the steam deck, but smaller company so I never saw it as a chance worth taking.

>>10125242
Try harder buddy.

>>10125369
Your ironic quirky greentexting of my simple internet meme showed that you’re already far more bitter and angry than my shitposting could ever make you be. There’s no point getting into a debate with you when you’ve emotionally lost before our fight even began.

Anyway, I’ve gotta get to work early tomorrow, so goodnight. I won’t see your reply, but do it anyway if it makes you feel better.

Step aside peasants, a true retro handheld is DRIVING through.

>>10125380
>>Gives a speech like they won said debate and does a little mic drop. Cute.

Have a good day at work at least anon! UwU

I love my retroid.

>>10119518
I know you are retarded, AFAIR Atari Lynx was more expensive than GameBoy and was an tech marvel back in 1988?! and was with color.

>>10125384
>'PERFEET GIFT'
Did you even proofread this shit before posting?

>>10125209
>>10123312

>>10125374
Not well, running these AAA at 15fps on lowest settings is not how these games were meant to be experienced.

>>10125376
suck harder faggy

let's say i was interested in buying an old ipod to play pirated click wheel games on it.
which model and which generation should i go for?

>>10125621
Something with an sd2flash or similar thats easy to do. You'll probably want to swap the battery out too so look up how to open em. I got one of the 5s (maybe the newer one) and its fun, only really used it for music and a bit of the sgt-puzzles port. Rockbox is cool.

>>10125634
>sd2flash
sorry, been looking at vita mods kek
I mean iflash

>>10125634
i meant for pirating the games thenselves, are all the generations the same or should i specifically go for 5th gen?
what about classic vs nano?

>>10125645
oh, right I got way off topic
from what I can tell not all are available but you want a 5 or 5.5 classic ipod

>>10125650
so the nano is to be avoided?

>>10125415
>widescreen
>jank dpad
>Y & A buttons 10,000 lightyears apart
>chinese af
>button travel WAY too fucking high

no thanks
i have common sense
and can tell from your photo i would be so disappointed after unboxing

>>10125217
i wouldn't even give this embarrassment as a gift

>>10124967
>>10123389
>CAN FINALLY PLAY TRIPLE-MONITOR DARIUS ARCADE TITLES IN FULL TRIPLEWIDESCREEN

this is so autistic i actually am on board with it

>>10125473
The 15fps in ER gives it soul because it feels like I'm playing BB again

>>10125380
You guys have a whole general dedicated to worshipping China and their blatantly inferior products when two perfectly viable alternatives, alternatives with vastly better functionality, are right in front of you: Deck and phones. Am I mad? You better believe I am. I'm fucking pissed and I have every right to be.

>>10125384
>HAHAHA LOOK AT ANON HE'S PLAYING WITH HIS GAME VIDEOS AGAIN
>*flips console over before other person walks in*
>heh n-no I'm not, I was just playing w-with my Hot Wheels toy like usual, haha...
It's the perfect crime

>>10125415
My thumb on its way from the A button to the Y button, no cap.

>>10125769
Nice