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epic references, bro.

>>10048194
Shopkeeper’s name: Palpatine

>What Shopkeeper Palpatine does with thieves…

>>10048194
he's bald because his powers became too strong and changed him

Imagine stealing, you're not black are you?

Nintendo would never make this now because the shopkeeper didn’t take socioeconomic and equity/equality concerns into account.

>>10048275
The guy is just the figment of the Wind Fish's imagination, he can't own property or have rights of any kind. Gimme

>to 100% the game (all photos) you have to steal from the shop, permanently changing your filename to THIEF, and you can never use the shop again or you'll get killed, getting killed even once denies you from getting the good ending
The bane of all completionists.

>>10048289
The game doesn't even have a "%" calculator, unlike say Donkey Kong Country, so really this shit doesn't matter

The fact that this triggers autists and that they use it against the DX version, claiming the original is better because it doesn't have OPTIONAL CONTENT YOU CAN IGNORE, makes it infinitely based. I wish more games would fuck with Nintendo autists like that.

>>10048289
I don't know how anyone ever found all the shells, some of them were just buried under random ass tiles

>>10048289

That's like saying Pokemon can't be completed bevause you have to pick either Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan.

>>10048291
All completion autists and percent crybabies deserve a shotgun blast to the face, they’re arguably the reason open world designers target that shit now

>>10048291
>claiming the original is better because
The original is always better than the remake, there is no need for "because"

>>10048317
There were more shells than you needed for the L-2 sword. Once you found enough the remaining ones would disappear.

>>10048289
You don't need to steal anything for 100%. If anything stealing will make you miss the Marin ending.

>>10048347
In DX you can't get one of the photographs unless you steal from the shop.

>>10048336
autistic people in general are very annoying. they should all be made uncomfortable

>>10048340
DX is not a remake so we're fine, actual remake sucks though

>>10048845
whatever you choose to call it the original is better

>>10048347
>If anything stealing will make you miss the Marin ending.
Marin ending is tied to no-death run.
You can safely get last photograph by stealing and never walking back into shop's instakill.

>>10048317
>he didn't use the shovel to dig up literally every square on every screen in the entire game
What did you even do with your summer nights under the covers with a flashlight while avoiding going to sleep as a child, man?

>>10048289
>>10048450
>game has a funny little easter egg to acknowledge you doing something optional
>autists lose their minds over being "unable to complete the game"
I don't like DX much, but this complaint just makes me cringe. Games are about playing and having fun and beating them, not about performing every possible action and seeing every possible thing that can ever be seen. This speedrunning dataminer 100% completionist approach to games is a mind poison that ruins games and game design. At the end of the day games are toys and having mysteries and hidden things and stuff you don't uncover or things you miss on certain playthroughs makes them more fun and the experience more dynamic and varied. When you treat a game as a checklist you may as well just fill out a spreadsheet for a few hours.

>>10048332
Well yeah, the choice pokemon have always been a problem in catching em all. Catching pokemon is easy, it's the starters, exclusives, and choice pokemon that you need to trade for.

>>10048279
It's ok, Link is white.

>>10048289
I just left my save file at near 100% completion with everything EXCEPT that one photo. If I ever wanted to see/print it, I could just steal, look at the picture/print it, but simply not save.

>>10048250
One Punch Man reference.

Just like Marin and Tarin were the blueprint for Malon and Talon I like to think that shopkeeper was the blueprint for the Happy Mask Salesman.

>>10049230
also the windfish and jabujabu

>>10048960
>When you treat a game as a checklist you may as well just fill out a spreadsheet for a few hours.
Don't play Aurora 4X. You'd probably have an epileptic seizure.

>>10048845
DX is definitely a remake: it fucked with the original's physics (example: you are supposed to be able to open the menu quickly so that item-switching doesn't feel tedious, but DX made that much slower).

>>10048194
Shopkeeper's name: Palptine

>mfw shopkeeper palpatine does to people stealing from him

>>10048194

>>10051706
Thanks, asshole, now I have epilepsy.

>>10051730
What a inferior creature you are, to have something silly like epilepsy! You weak imbecile!

>>10048289
>adhering to a moral code requires sacrifice
IMAGINE THAT

>>10048960
This, zoomers truly need to kill themselves.

>>10048291
>I wish more games would fuck with Nintendo autists like that.
Agreed

>>10048332
Dishonest argument. You can trade the monsters in Pokemon which makes completion possible, whereas you can't just "trade" photos in Link's Awakening to make completion possible or anything like that.

>>10048194
Killing some shithesd kid shoplifter isn't quite the same as the other two

>>10053587
>little dumbshit zoomie outing himself as autistic garbage that needs to "100%" an optional mechanic in a Zelda game