/vr/ - Retro Games

>hey kid I don't even like, borrow me that game
>"ok"
you'll never guess what happened

>>10930217
that's not salsa

more like trails on my underwear, amirite?

>>10885392
I don't even know what the guy is complaining about, I just saw him having a mental breakdown so started @ing him

>>10878728
cleaning the fleshlight is the best part

>>10878106
I would like to purchase some of this "brain damage" you speak of

>>10869465
You're right. I've evolved to licking the pins. It's much more effective.

I'm more of a rear mission man if you know what I mean

>the virgin 3 letter curse word
vs
>the chad top 15 highscores 45 character esoteric redpill

Does this mean that it's open season on AI generated Toriyama style art? You can't copyright infringe the dead.

>poopy game hidden behind pretty box art to create the illusion of quality

>can't design good gameplay
>force the player to watch an obscenely long intro cutscene hoping they'll play the rest of the game out of sunk cost fallacy
simple as

>secretly replace all my dad's mp3s with flacs and wait for him to notice

>mission: use your single a-wing to scan the enemy cargo ship then escape into hyperspace
>me: single-handedly destroy the entire imperial fleet consisting of multiple star destroyers and fighter squadrons? roger that

>>10670628
>boot game
>15 different video options
>no idea what any of them mean or what my computer supports
>randomly enter options until something works
Wonder how many games I played in CGA mode when I didn't have to

>>10654084
>sir, our testers are blowing through that section of the game in 20 minutes
>INCREASE THE RANDOM ENCOUNTER RATE

>know guy in high school who collects pc hardware
>wait for him to go to college
>show up at his parents' house claiming to be e-waste collections
>"oh, my son has some boxes of stuff in the garage but I think he wants to keep it"
>"ma'am, when was the last time he used any of it? you know how fast computers are advancing, it's old junk, he'd be happy if you got rid of it for him"
>"you're right, I'll open the garage and you can haul it away"
>take it home and store it to sell on ebay 20 years later

I write demos for old consoles then pretend they're unreleased prototypes for unannounced games and sell the "dump" to retards for "preservation"

technically I've stolen multiple complete libraries for every console