/vr/ - Retro Games

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>you're japanese
>your wife hasn't let you bang her for years and both lost their love for each other shortly after marriage
>sole daughter is a teenaged bitch and only bothers to talk to you to ask for play money
>wake up with a terrible sake induced hangover
>don't even bother bathing, go out with your work clothes from yesterday that you're still wearing
>arrive in job after 2 hours on the train
>a young staff member sees your sorry state and rushes to talk to you
>he brings you to a tiny room full of disassembled PCBs, a monitor and some odd controller with a film canister and wires instead of a balltop
>"we're making this tank game... some guys from QA had this idea of a rotatable joystick, wanna give it a try?"
>suddenly you see yourself wasting hours with pure joy on your face as you navigate a tank firing at enemies while onlookers in the room cheer you on
>clear boss with only a couple of credits with a big smile on your face
>the understanding young staff member looks at a rejuvenated you and has an idea
>"salaryman-san, I've always appreciated your work on SNK... want to appear on the credits? Consider this my homage to you as an employee"
>you nod in approval
>"Ok, I'll pass your na- wait, do you want to put a nickname in there instead?"
>"yes... call me UNCLE BOO BOO."
>You then just savor this fleeting moment of youthful energy and fun, something you never felt again after college, forgetting all your troubles...