/vr/ - Retro Games

>sick
>gamble on fart
>lose
>manage to actually hold on to it without soiling underwear

So, played any maps lately which you found surprisingly good, or surprisingly bad? Feel free to apply with Quake, Duke, or Half-Life replies.

>>10025045
>power out yesterday
>laptop charger missing today
Oh well, maybe we'll do one of these again some other day.

>>6462720
Exactly.

>be little Romero
>find out local college has computers and they have games
>rush there on your bike
>chum it up with the computer guys there
>they're cool dudes
>play games on these old computers
>start writing your own game
>laboriously program the game on punchcards
>go there every day after school, growing stack of punchcards tied up with string on the back of your bike
>one day after school hit a bump in the road
>go flying off your bike
>land face down in the mud
>punchcards scattering on the wet ground around you
>game you were writing is now completely scrambled and soaking up water
>look at this mess and decide "Well, fuck, this sucks. Might as well move on to something else then."
>get back on your bike and continue back home to continue your quest for games another day

>that was a falseflag

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