/vr/ - Retro Games

Hello there fellow gaming gurus!

Hello there fellow gaming goblins, it's time for another retrotastic episode of the Irate Gamer! I was hanging around in my gaming room when I suddenly got my hands over this game. Now let's see if it's any good.
Crapping penguins! This game sucks more than that robot vacuum cleaner from teletubbies! Speaking of teletubbies, how come the marshmallows in today's cereal are different color than in my childhood?
I remember when I was a kid and you could walk to a supermarket and buy a box of cereal with plenty of colorful marshmallows. The cereal box would also include a small collectible toy. There were five toys total.
Butt the burger bot, abraham the radical skateboarding snowman, michael the arch warehouse worker, ted the bedhead, and my personal favorite: åke the martian plumber. I used to play with these toys all the time.
Now here's some little retro trivia about these characters: They were based on this japanese cartoon that never really made it to the US. The show was about this gang of revolutionists who were trying to assassinate the president. Speaking of president, what is the deal with airplane food? Why do they pack these peanuts in these packs that are impossible to open? Who are they trying to keep away from these? Face it: breakfast is ruined!

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