/vr/ - Retro Games

>>3603001
But you know what they say?

Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, watch it, I'm huge!

So I decided to be proactively angry, I could just smell that they'd throw more demanding games at me!

So I was on the lookout for a more badass, brutal joystick, a joystick so jampacked with features as to give you the power to conquer everything!

Like the gravis phoenix! Holy shit, do you know how goddamn many buttons that thing had! So many buttons!

That'll show the people trying to tell you that a keyboard is not good enough! They try to steal your many buttons, but even with a special controller, you still keep a great slew of buttons! Yeah!

But they didn't sell them for very long, so I had to consider other things.

Like a power ramp!

Holy shit, it was like having an arcade at home! That'll show everyone telling you you had to use a keyboard and mouse like an office drone!

Fuck you, Dilbert! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Oh, but there's the 3d shooters argument, right?

So I hopped out, and stuck it to the man, and bought the spaceorb!

Yeah, that's sticking it to the down to earth, pencil pushing, keyboard and mouse weenies!

But... it was complicated. And someone stole it before I could get it working. But, being an honorarry astronaut, I found him, doused his house with rocketfuel, and, whoosh!!!

But these 3d shooters were still nagging me!

So I hopped out and bought this big ass Timberwolf joystick, or somesuch. Or maybe it was a Maddogs stick, or something.

Yeah! Hell, yeah!

With this thing, I didn't need no damn dinky little rat!

And now, I never need to be furious ever again! Except when people act like fuckheads. Which happen to be every day.

But still, I never get angry at my keyboard anymore! Ha!

This thing! Best controller ever.

You people's little issues with your extremely similar controllers seem rather mundane and pedestrian compared to the radical elegance of this monstrosity!

Buwahaha!

>>1405324
Ripping into madcatz that much in a retro thing...

:-(