/vr/ - Retro Games

Does it get any worse than the Speccy version of SQIJ? Genuinely asking.
>Impossible to move because the game expects inputs to be in lower case rather than upper case, and the game turns on caps when booting(?) requiring you to edit the code just to play.
>Illegally contains a copy of LazerBASIC which it can't run without.
>Impossible/incredibly hard to even leave the first screen.
>Moving left or right sometimes inexplicably snaps you back to the center of the screen.
>Even if you get the game working, sometimes you will die for no obvious reason
>Score constantly counts up, inputs or none.

I don't think any game is as shit as this, but I sincerely want to be proven wrong.