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Executives at Atari have stated that Sawyer desperately wanted to make a sequel to the legendary franchise. The involuntary movements made during his coma expressed that RollerCoaster Tycoon 4 should be a microtransaction-filled mobile game. Furthermore, when staff members put up two signs asking if the in-game paid currency should be tickets or jewels, Sawyer eagerly pointed to tickets by twitching his left eye. All of this shows how deeply involved Sawyer was throughout the entire process.

“Development of the game was completed within a week,” said Atari CEO Frederic Chesnais in an interview, “He was making decisions so quickly even in his coma. It was amazing how he explained that Facebook should be deeply integrated into every facet of the game just through the trembling of his fingers. It was even more amazing to see him silently demand that we put in time restrictions on nearly everything from collecting money to building new rides. This is game development at its finest.”

A breakthrough occurred when doctors reported that Sawyer was coming out of his coma and started moaning "nooooo" for no apparent reason. It happened right after he said through interpretive breathing that the game should cost three dollars on top of already having microtransactions. While some staff at Atari panicked at this development, others viewed it as a way to release the game as fast as possible at the behest of Sawyer.

Chris Sawyer has reportedly fallen back into a coma after learning that RollerCoaster Tycoon 4 Mobile exists.