/vr/ - Retro Games

Can we just take a moment to contemplate how much it must suck to be Samus Aran?

>lost both parents at 4 years old
>abducted by aliens and experimented on
>trained as a warrior
>at 14 years old, given her first real combat assignment
Samus never got to have a childhood. At the same age I was learning how to kiss, she was learning how to kill.

>has to save the universe all the time
>PTSD flashbacks come with the job
>constantly talked down to by the men around her
>dates her commanding officer, who frequently abuses her
>Fifty Shades of Adam Malkovich

>>1232270

Heh, I did the same thing with the Broom. I thought I was Kilik taking out bad guys.

I also put empty Pringle cans on my arm and used them as an arm blaster and pretended I was Samus

I remember I got three of my friends to do that once back in Primary School. I put it on first, and pretended to shoot them, and they all did it afterwards. We were literally running around, rolling under tables and shit pretending we were killing each other.

Fun times.

>>1075681
I like this post.

>bird-worshipping underground labyrinth
>mfw

>>717797
http://forum.metroidconstruction.com/index.php/topic,217.0.html