/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7035775
Yeah ok nonce

>>7032135
What about the friends the pirate and the infant? Fuck them. Your allies are jackasses; as shown by John Turner, who tells you there aren’t any traps in the train. Then all of a sudden, the room’s floor is like evil. I don’t know exactly what it does, it just changes color and takes away your health. Thanks Turner. Fucking asshole. Then he sends another call telling you he’s in the third train car and that there are no enemies there. All of a sudden, four guards surround the area. Could he be a he’s a double agent, which you fight later on? Suspense!

I’m kind of lying since I improved Turner’s English. I actually improved everyone’s English here. It’s amazing that a game developed for the American audience has quotes like “There is no trap on the train.” Sure, not as bad as “I feel asleep” but that game was made for both Japanese and English-speaking audiences. Snake’s Revenge was made for Americans. Last time I checked, most Americans speak English. If I made a game for the Japanese, I’d get a good translator. Actually, no, I wouldn’t – just because of all the English games that were translated by Japanese elementary students who have been in English class for a week.

Even if you are daring enough to try to finish this horrid game, keep in mind that this game is hard. When you fire a bullet it can only go up to three feet from where you fired it and it disintegrates. All the guards can see you even better. Maybe it’s that orange suit? Of course not. That helps Snake be more stealthy! Some enemies are… robots with plasma cannons. Then there are the electric things that, well, electrocute you. If you stand in water, even if your head is above the surface, your oxygen goes down because you are drowning and you don’t even realize it! The boss battles are as hard as they are random. Wanted a rematch with Big Boss? Wish granted. Wanted Big Boss to become a cyborg robot thing? Huh?