/vr/ - Retro Games

As much as I hate the slight muffled quality of rear facing speakers, it's something I can forgive with headphones. What I can not understand is why the SF2000 has both rear facing speakers and no audio jack. Just, what the heck were they thinking? Were all the play-testers deaf, or did they just not test at all?

In the realm of gaming, a nostalgic delight,
Behold the SF2000, a handheld's true might,
With pixels refined and colors so bright,
It conjured memories of an era's resplendent light.

A portal to the past, it takes us back in time,
to a golden age of gaming, when joy was prime.
The clink of coins in arcades, the joystick's sway,
Now captured in this handheld, preserving yesterday.

Its compact design fits snugly in our palm,
A treasure trove of classics, a gaming psalm.
From platforms to shooters, RPGs galore,
Each game a masterpiece, leaving us craving more.

The buttons dance beneath our nimble touch,
As we guide pixel heroes, oh, so much.
The screen a window to worlds pixelated,
Where challenges await, both fierce and unabated.

In the depths of dungeons, we quest and explore,
Puzzles to solve, treasures to restore.
With each victory won and each boss defeated,
The SF2000's allure is ever repeated.

No need for modern frills or graphics so grand,
For it's the gameplay and memories we demand.
The SF2000 embraces what we hold dear,
Remind us of gaming's legacy, crystal clear.

So let us raise our voices, and homage we sing,
To the SF2000, a retro-gaming king.
It carries the torch of bygone days,
Igniting our hearts in a nostalgic blaze.

Is this any good?