/vr/ - Retro Games

Let's have a Goemon/Mystical Ninja thread. Here are some topics to start us off:

First of all: we can all agree the slot games and New Age games suck, right?

Second: Is Ebisumaru really a girl, like in the second NES game's ending? Even if it's non-canon, I want to believe that Goemon's chubby, quirky best bro with gas problems is actually female underneath all those layers of fat and the scarf. She'd be best girl.

Third: Bazooka mermaid kunoichis

Fourth: "Car" Magazines

Five: Let's try to rationalize the existence of an army of clockwork ninjas and a giant kabuki robot in ancient Japan.

Six: Music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5Mh61Zvrs

Seven: Post old Goemon art.

Eight: PLAAAAASMAAAAA and other jokes nobody will get

We the Otafu Army now

This game right here.