/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5858637
Well now imagine if Link started with the Master Sword, but if he ever went below full health he loses his attack completely. Even if he has 13 hearts and loses just a quarter of one, he has no attack. Because that's effectively what happens in this game. You don't actually lose your attack altogether however it renders it so useless that to hit anything you literally have to stand ontop of it and lose more health in the process. The damage is also halved as soon as you lose health.

Well OK, I'll just make sure to not lose any health... NO. FUCK YOU. Fester moves way slower than ALL of the enemys so any of them can effectively hit you whenever they feel like it just by walking into you. Nothing dies in a single hit, in fact everything takes about 5 hits to kill. Many of the enemies shoot unavoidable projectiles because you can't move quick enough out the way even knowing its coming. Sometimes you'll walk into a room only for the screen to fade in and you're being gang raped by enemies before the game even allows you to move. At one point I entered a room, quickly paused the game to do something, and as soon as I came back and unpaused I died. I didnt even see what hit me.

Well ok carry health at all times. OH WAIT. For some reason health is like gold dust in this game. You can only restore your health using Grannys cookies, which you get two of at the start. I think you can collect more of them after every dungeon (there's 7 in the game) however Granny moves all over the fucking map and finding her may take literal hours. If you are stuck on low health, you NEED to search for her as well. So lets say you've just beaten a dungeon and you need some health. Well now you have to traverse the entire fucking map that all looks exactly the same, getting very lost in the process, and probably just taking damage and dying. Oh and also if you don't beat the next dungeon (and everything between) with just those two cookies, you are completely fucked. (Cont below)