/vr/ - Retro Games

>be a retrofag that hasn't bought a new system since the PS2
>go to friend place and try out some 360 games
>never played the system or it's predecessor before
>game tells you to press A
>you automatically press B instead
>game tells you to press B
>you automatically press A instead
>game tells you to press Y
>you automatically press X instead
>game tells you to press X
>you automatically press Y instead

I got hit by this "meme" kinda badly and the fact I actually had to constantly look at the controller to get used to the layout genuinely made me feel retarded.

>>3455605
>price sticker overlaps with the games label
just why

>>2891412
It's pretty easy with angol indie devs, they are a living parody.
When they talk about sexism/oppressed wymyn/FEELINGS, then they're being serious.

yfw the next DN is written by Burch

>>2587075
Playing through Doom 2 again since it's been about ten years the last time I played through it all. Currently on one of the city maps.

>>1997010
>I am the kind of fag that wants to play games on cartridges.

Then use a real console and if you don't have space then use emulation because playing on a Shittron is just the same as playing on a terrible early 2000s emulator while only being limited to the games you own. If space is such an issue anyway then you shouldn't be buying a new console. This board has gone over this a million times now.

>>1821827
Can you at least take a screenshot of the folder the footage is in so I can somewhat believe you?

>>1756550
http://www.shopgoodwill.com/auctions/Lot-of-24-Sega-Saturn-Video-Games-17138192.html

Either this is the most humble person in the world or they are dumb as fuck for donating all that.

Is it possible to have a Sega thread these days without it turning into a pissing contest with Nintendo fans?

I reset the game on my own when I lose just one life. I can't be satisfied until I'm perfect.

>>1357245
>Duke 3D gets released on Steam and is a success
>Shadow Warrior gets released on Steam and is a success
>Still no release of Blood because some asshole refuses to release the source code allowing for a good source port to run the game.

The more I think about this the more frustrated I get. It's good to see older games not getting a half assed release on Steam these days like they used to do.

Contra Hard Corps
Shinobi 3
Ecco The Dolphin

All with at least the cart and box. I love ordering stuff online, the anticipation of it arriving and opening the packaging makes it feel like it's Christmas or my birthday when I was a kid.

>>1274204
>http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?topic=11649.0

>Iscar is an upcoming project to replace Cait Sith with a new human character. The new character will be designed to fit in with the original game. Some story changes will be made in order to achieve this.
>When finished, this mod will completely remove Cait Sith from the game in favour of a new human character called Iscar Matthias.
>Cait Sith is a poorly written character that was probably shoe horned into the story late in development. The character has no logical or believable reason to join your party, or be allowed to join it.
And your personal fan-fiction character somehow isn't a poorly written character with no fucking reason to join the party? When will people who make re-translations or re-balancing hacks learn to NOT include any new content, especially fan-fiction bullshit like this in their projects?

>>1169607
>>1169701
>Works for me so you must have pirated it!

>>1150808
You could make an entire TV shows about how much shit that show gets wrong.

>>1137004
That half hour shmup stage.

>>1057523
Took my stupid sexy ass like four minutes to realize I had to hold the opposite direction of the platform when I jumped during the water slide parts.

>>983718
>___ game was good but aged terribly

God damn that always makes me flip my burgers in anger. No one ever lists reasons why they think it "aged" badly and instead just use it as an excuse to shit on an older game with no valid criticism.

>>936406
>Playing Hexen
>Get to Guardians of Ice segment
>Solve all the puzzles I can at the moment and need to teleport out
>For the life of me can not find any way out
>Discover after hours of wandering around it was one of the four pillars that would instantly kill you if you walked over it with the only hint being a cross pointing at it.


I felt like such a dumbass.

>>880467
Yeah well it kicked my ass.

>Ask her for TMNT Hyperstone Heist
>Says No, I should get a game I can play with my dad

That is what got me the most. Anyway most disappointing for me was when I was like seven and my dad married this lady who had an annoying stepson. He ended up being friends with some loser kid who was like sixteen and one day he broke into our house and stole a bunch of my Genesis games. My dad knew who did it but did not do a damn thing about it.

>>543908
>Nintendo

Traitor!