/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7062970
>alerting me right when 2poo starts

>>5866382
>nothing but babby games for autists and trashy fps for western dudebros

>>2117790
>it is awkward when my friends ask if i want to hold their little packages... no. i don't want to, i don't do the kids thing.
>>you have one... how can you-
>>fuck off i don't want to hold your kid

Hilarious. I got the same problem, all my cousins (I got plenty, my mother had 3 sisters and one of them has 5 goddamn kids) are having kids like its raining semen while I'm like "Oh please no keep those things away from me".
>"WANNA HOLD THAT DROOLING BABY THAT WILL PROBABLY THROW UP ON YOU OR SHIT ITSELF?"
>N-no thanks I'm fine
>"OH BUT I INSIST! HERE!"
>What the fuck am I even supposed to do
>little shit starts crying
>mfw
Maybe it's because I was the youngest child in my generation, thus never having younger cousins or anything. But I just can't deal with children. I just want to play videogames for gods sake.