/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4043868
>if you didn't start with 5th gen video games, you were born in the 1950s/

>>3331490

Because I'm a huge weeb. Does it trigger you?

>>2767806

Let's see then

>slow

Sounds like Castlevania alright, if I wanted to play Sonic or F-Zero, I'd play Sonic or F-Zero.

>dull

opinion

>boring

opinion

>slowdown issues

true, but only during the spinning room which is very short and doesn't really affects the rest of the game.

>only one or two good songs

opinion

>it was piss easy

not more than Bloodlines and Rondo, or about the same. Play the NES games if you want difficulty.

>bosses are uninspired

I personally thought the dancing ghost boss was one of the most original bosses in the entire series. Bloodlines also has a lot of uninspired bosses that are "mash whip to kill", no strategy involved. Castlevania bosses are generally like that though, if you want good boss fights, play something like Alien Soldier, not Castlevania.

>no branching paths

okay but Castlevania 1 didn't either and it was a good game

>only one playable character

Yes, and it was fucking Simon Belmont.

>no subweapons

Egoraptor-tier opinion

>bad imitation of Castlevania

I've read people also say this about Bloodlines. Another worthless, baseless opinion.

>haha! Spyro is THE BEST!! Muh childhood ;_; why don't more people love SPYRO!? he's my childhood! Why don't more people praise my chidlhood's favorite game? WHY!? WHY IT HAS TO BE ALWAYS THAT FAT PLUMBER AND THE NINTENDOS! WHY!! GRRRR I KNOW!
>hehe! I'll make a thread on /vr/, that'll show these nintoddlers
>PS1 was my first console, such nostalgia! OLD AS FUCK XDDDD
>let's check wikipedia I need to learn more about the PlayStation's history, I don't actually remember much about the first one, most of my memories are from the ps2 and ps3! PS1 is old as fuck, it must be from....
>HOLY SHIT! 1994!?????? DINOSAURS WERE ALIVE BACK THEN! OMG! SPYRO WAS ON A CONSOLE FROM 1994!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
>Fuck it, let's check when did the Nintendo 64 release
>Hmmm... 1996, well that's also old as fuck, but not as old as my PS1!!
>Maybe if I shitpost about my childhood traumas of being a peasant who only owned 1 console, people on /vr/ will finally accept that Spyro is the superior and best platformer of all time, because it came out on the PS1 which came out on 1994! Meaning Spyro is a game from 1994! Yeah! That'll show them!