/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10094787
The Virgin Fairy """Fan""":
>has to waste time looking for fairy fountains, playing music for rocks, or pays a whopping 50 rupees at the meager two shops that sell fairies just so he can have a retard-proof healing item that does the work for him. Also takes 15 fucking seconds to buy one at a shop thanks to the long descriptive text, and almost as long to use it when assigned to a C-button because of muh gay little animation.
THE CHAD RED POTION™ ENJOYER:
>available to purchase almost anywhere in the world, costs a meager 30 rupees, takes only 7 seconds to purchase, even less time to drink, and teaches you the value of responsibility, something the limp-wristed fairy fan will never understand, as they rely on pixie-laden failsafes in lieu of skill, determination and attentiveness.

>>9448836
okay will do this