/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9172754
He's malnourished from waiting outside your house for weeks on end, because you never came home, because it never occurred to you that new party members would wait until you came home before formally introducing themselves.

>>5580582
I think they’ll be holding back better games for the last update, so this one’s probably as bad as it’ll get. Still, I would've chosen Revenge of Shinobi or SOR 1 or 3 over Alex Kidd. Jeez.

Predictions / hopes for the last update?

>Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>Herzog Zwei
>Ranger X
>Dynamite Heddy
>Alien Soldier
>Alisia Dragoon
>Aladdin
>Quackshot
>Road Rash
>Desert Strike
>X Men

>>5240123
I'd marry the PS1

>fun
>friends & loved ones think she's cool too
>has a wide range of interests
>experimental
>looks stylish
>don't have to hide her out of embrassment when people come over
>doesn't have a weird third leg that I have to pretend to find useful
>won't have to try to give her to my younger brother, who then tries to give her back because he realises how awful she is
>isn't just going to keep 'reinventing' herself in exactly the same way for the rest of our lives
>doesn't have a family who constantly go on about the handful of things she does well, and who try to remind me of those things in a slightly different way every 3/4 years
>dies before she outstays her welcome
>remembered fondly, though completely misunderstood by her family
>won't have hundreds of guys who never knew her constantly telling me how wonderful she was

I wouldn't take the N64 as a mistress. Though I never thought I'd have to type that.