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Discuss your favorite monkey games? Any game that features, includes or even hints at monkey characters is allowed ITT.

mods are asleep post monke

>>6932856
After notching another all-time legendary success in his belt, Miyamoto grew ever restless. "Innovation" he said, "Innovation is my brand, how can brand grow if innovation is left to wither like cherry brossom in winter?" During one of his many trips to the united states, Miyamoto resided with one of his Scott Foreman girls to grow closer to his illegitimate son Junichiro. This culminated in a now-legendary outing at the Louisville Zoo, where Scott Foreman would be struck through the heart with divine inspiration once again. While visiting the great ape exhibit, he was taken aback by the raw personality and impishness displayed by the denizens of the exhibit: "They are much like filipinos," he added "but there is glass between us, so I am not in danger." This revelation convinced Miyamoto that consumers, too, would be similarly enthralled with the antics of their simian counterparts, provided that they were only being enjoyed through the proxy of a television screen. Throughout the rest of his stay, the idea grew on miyamoto, and he decided he could repurpose the Donkey Kong character in an action scotformer context, abandoning the horror overtones of the original character. He decided to christen this fresh concept with a fresh design. "Donkey Kong was originally gorilla salaryman, because inside every salaryman is raging beast! but oh no! monkey in suit no test well! so we settle on just tie to accent his divine animalistic fury." Nintendo accepted his final design with profound hesitation: would the game sell well outside of the philippines? would a tie be enough to justify Donkey being elected president of Donkey Kong Country? Time would prove Scott Foreman right once again.

>>6899268
what are you talking about man, i mean, like, open your eyes nigga

>>6829115
this one got me right in the monkey balls! Oh!

>>6822429
this hit me right in the monkey balls

>>6816230
hell yeah, now we're talkin turkey, i saw a really killer rattan piece the other day and i'm thinking about redecorating the solarium

>>6770750
where my kings at?

This is your one stop shop for all things Retro Monkey Gaming. Post about any of your favorite titles in this thread, as long as they meet our only rule: they've got to have monkeys! Ape escape, donkey kong, the whole barrel full of your favorite monkeys are encouraged and allowed to be posted here. I'll get things going (bananas! hah! just kidding though) here by saying that DKC1 is a huge farce compared to DKC2 or even DKC3, which I also don't really care for.

Quick, mods are asleep, post monkes!

>>6696393
Is this monke thread?

>>6694403
Lookin’ good

The mods are asleep, let’s have a Retro monke game thread, quick! Post monke

How many Gorillameters tall was donkey Kong in DKC? Also retro monkey game general.