/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6985971
>>6985983

>>6588446
No.

>>6462367
I'm sure you have a lot of experience with women, anon.

>>6097214

>>5844874

>>5053960

>>2711664
>everything anime is pedophilic
Well ok, I'm not gonna waste time trying to change your mind.

>play local multiplayer with my bro
>build up a decent army with tower fairly quickly, plenty of gremlings (and some master gremlings)
>start with a nice morale artifact, find a nice helmet outside my door, find a crunk-ass +4 flail, with all kinds of treasure and gold
>most mines, mills and resource outlets are unguarded
>scholar teaches me pathfinding, another teaches advanced pathfinding
>gremling workshop nearby, enforcing my gremling growth, as well as being close by that I can pick up free extra gremlings each week with little effort
>don't have diplomacy but still manage to get people to line up to join me, pick up a shooter stack here, a meatwall there
>fire elemental confluxes all around my area, they do their part in engorging the strength of my army


>plays as dungeon, has the potential to build up a character with high spell points and then doubling those with his mana vortex, giving himself an obscene pool of spell points
>start with necklace which provides +1 unit speed, fucking feet of the legion lying on the ground outside his doorstep, for free
>brother actually gets diplomacy, the game is in going to be in our favor now, picking up rogues and other early meatwalls

I love how you can just boost and build yourself in this game, it's like a wacky fantasy Monopoly with violence and siege warfare, and there's just boons, bonuses and perks all over the board.

it is though.

It's Miyamoto's favorite mario game, in fact.
And it's the game where many recurring enemies originated from. Like Birdo, Bob-ombs, Shy Guys, Snifits, ninjis.

3D world was essentially a sequel to it, the sprixies resemble the subcon fairies.

everyone who says it's not a real mario game is retarded and should promptly kill themselves. I am 100% serious.