/vr/ - Retro Games

1- Megadrive is so much light than PS2 who launches the slim version to copy the megadrive technology.
2- The PS2 use the cooler because is a fucking faget. The Megadrive is hot!
3- DVD got scratch so easy, and you can give the gamepack to ur dog chew and it ll still work.
4- Cartridge is MORE heavy than a DVD.
5- Megadrive has 64 powerfulcolors. PSP have million of collors. Megadrive respect the Daltonic people.
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play megadrive.
7- If you trow the megadrive on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on the water and watch which will come up first.
9- DVD at light will make a Rainbow. The gamepack will show dribble.
10- The gamepack is brute. Direct Contact. DVD is faget, laser.
11 - Megadrive is the name of a Nuclear Missile. Playstation is the name of a playground.
12- Sony Copy the Sonic name. Sony = Soni = Sonic.
13- The Megadrive don't save the games. Finish without save is Pr0.
14- Megadrive has a earphone plug in.
15- Megradrive was a beautiful music composition because the sonorous deficiency and the Melody was so much more important.
16- PS1, PS2 and PS3 is a copy of Mega Drive 1, 2 and 3
17- Mega Drive 3 didn't needed a upgrade. Megadrive is perfect.
18- If a thunder up on your house, just the Font burns and you can buy it at any old scrap market. U don't need sent to the maintenance and pay for that.
19- Mega is less expansive.
20 - Mega is more hard.
21- Mega Controller looks like a bean. PS2 controller looks like diledos
22- Mega don't got shame to show the 16 BITS seal. PS2 never show the 128Bits seal becouse she got ashamed to have this much of bits and be more poor than mega.
23- Mega have 2 names (Genesis and Mega Drive): Twice times the PS2 names!
24- Cartridge have less memory becouse works NOW. DVD have long memory becouse works on past.
25- Mega when hot stink because it is a MAN