/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8201348
Stop falseflagging a console war, mega faggot.

>>8117518
Takahashi Meijin is not a caveman, he is a lovely role model to children everywhere.

TIME! Put down your controllers and lift your hands away from the table! The 4chan Caravan Star Soldier competition is officially over. After one week of discovery, determination and dueling on the charts, we have our winners.

In the 2 minute category, first place goes to shmupg gang, who held the top spot at the beginning, became slowly overtaken by the pack, but dramatically struck back and decisively reclaimed his throne. Trailing a mere 1900 points away is cave owns bitch, who also displayed valiant effort during the entire contest and held the the top spot, if only for a moment. Third is NLM, who came, swiped the top spot, and left as silently as he came.

In the unfortunately unpopular five minute category, shmupg gang held an uncontested first, as few rose to challenge him. I tried to close the gap, but tried as I might, I just didn't have the time, skill, or patience to make a dent. Jarpig places himself squarely in third.

Among the finger blistering tests of endurance in the Rapid Measurement, we had a sudden and shockingly high showing from an anonymous player claiming a record of nearly 12 presses per second! He holds that lead across all three boards - nearly 11 presses per second across 20 and slightly over 10 presses per second across 30. In the 10 second category, Cave owns bitch takes second place in the 10 second using his keyboard and Doctor Oo Ling gained third by having his controller on the table. In the 20 second category, Denim took a respectable third after me, but it was only the anonymous masher and me in the 30 second category.

That does it for Star Soldier for this trip of the 4chan Caravan! It took a little while to have people warm up to its "charms", but in the end, it proved its case of being a classic. Thanks to the 16 players who came out. I'll have to do a little research to see what the next game the van will have in its cabin next time, but feel free to make suggestions.

Thanks for playing! See you next mission!