/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9740653

here is how you sound to me packaged into a retro gaming metaphor:

you play mario bros 1 on the nes without having discovered that there is a jump button and now you talk shit about what a dank game it is, meanwhile all you are able to do is walk up half a screen to the fist goomba and let it kill you and that's not boring to you at all, it is all you know. there is conflict with the goomba, the goomba wins every time and that is satisfactory to you because conflict has happened and it is the essence of life.