/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10186610
>thinks the game is gay
>plays it 5 times

>>9731104
found the guy that made the romhack with the email at 1:00, left him a message telling him about this video

>be Sega
>release competitor to NES, it fails
>try to get leg up by releasing another console to compete with the NES, except this time with better graphics hinged on a meaningless tagline called "blast processing"
>forget Nintendo can do that too. they release an even better console and BTFO you again
>*thinking*
>bright idea occurs
>do the same thing again, except this time don't even tell retailers and developers you're releasing a new console
>also give it multiple processors and a shit retarded design so you can say can use the blast processing ploy again and tell everyone it has "three 32 bit processors"
>release platform
>nobody even knows it exists because you didn't tell anybody
>nobody can develop games for it because you made it shit and also retarded as previously mentioned
>see other consoles leading the industry in 3D and innovative game experiences
>panic
>rebrand your super triple-processor god console as an arcade port machine for introverted nips that still go to arcades
>sell barely any units before dying a cuckold death and being replaced by yet another console 3 years later
>fast forward to the future
>one of of the 10 people who bought the console and can't let go of the past because they never had sex and still wears adult diapers decides to retroactively BTFO the competition by porting games to the platform so the other 9 people can play it
>it's less impressive than games which came out on the system 25 years earlier
>y-year of the Saturnchads bro

>>9527793
even the source you're crediting as having "loved it" gave it a 77%, which is a trash score. this is irregardless of the fact that valuing herd opinion means nothing and only indicates severe mental retardedation on your part. if the series was so good, they wouldn't have dropped it after two mediocre entries. it's a bland, boring game for bland, boring people. i suggest command & conquer renegade or warhawk if you want an actual good tactical military shooter. your buzz lightyear shit is gay and you know it.

>>9451419
>replying to yourself
lol