/vr/ - Retro Games

I remember when I was younger and didn't have an internet connection. You couldn't "fap" like we're used today (in all fairness it would've sucked anyway even if I did have it, for plenty of different, mundane reasons that I won't discuss for practicality); it was all fine and dandy but whenever you had the itch to unload the leathered rod's cargo, you knew shit would irremediably go south... You had to do it with whatever you had lying around, such as two clothed literal watermelons (or other spherical fruits) that after being positioned in a certain way and watched in a certain perspective, they might appear as a nice rack... But often it wasn't anything that drastic, simple imagination would do on times of famine; better else, sometimes you were so lucky you could find a porn magazine laying around the streets (those were most likely simple lingerie ads though, at least I never had such miracles)... Then you know, videogames came along being confidently more and more realistic (at least for the standards back in the day), and sometimes you got lots of legit possibilities regarding this serious matter. You start by being hesitant and by being embarassed in yourself for even thinking about it, but it was such a novelty that you had to try it at least once. So yeah, I said why not... I mean, it's not like clothed watermelons are better anyway; and so, at least in my case, it was Duke 3D's babes: that's when it all began. After the first time, everything changed. I have such nostalgia for this game and this thing I've just mentioned is probably the top reason for it; I mean.. Whenever I used to find one of those trapped sluts devoid of destiny I would quickly unzip my pants and rub it like a motherfucking German shepherd, then when I was near the climax I would press the use button and let them say "kill meee" so my imploding tree of life would finally scatter its seeds everywhere like if it was a festival of semen or something; finally, I would kill them for reasons

I remember when I was younger and didn't have an internet connection. You couldn't "fap" like we're used today (in all fairness it would've sucked anyway even if I did have it, for plenty of different, mundane reasons that I won't discuss for practicality); it was all fine and dandy but whenever you had the itch to unload the leathered rod's cargo, you knew shit would irremediably go south... You had to do it with whatever you had lying around, such as two clothed literal watermelons (or other spherical fruits) that after being positioned in a certain way and watched in a certain perspective, they might appear as a nice rack... But often it wasn't anything that drastic, simple imagination would do on times of famine; better else, sometimes you were so lucky you could find a porn magazine laying around the streets (those were most likely simple lingerie ads though, at least I never had such miracles)... Then you know, videogames came along being confidently more and more realistic (at least for the standards back in the day), and sometimes you got lots of legit possibilities regarding this serious matter. You start by being hesitant and by being embarassed in yourself for even thinking about it, but it was such a novelty that you had to try it at least once. So yeah, I said why not... I mean, it's not like clothed watermelons are better anyway; and so, at least in my case, it was Duke 3D's babes: that's when it all began. After the first time, everything changed. I have such nostalgia for this game and this thing I've just mentioned is probably the top reason for it; I mean.. Whenever I used to find one of those trapped sluts devoid of destiny I would quickly unzip my pants and rub it like a motherfucking German shepherd, then when I was near the climax I would press the use button and let them say "kill meee" so my imploding tree of life would finally scatter its seeds everywhere like if it was a festival of semen or something; finally, I would kill them for reasons

I remember when I was younger and didn't have an internet connection. You couldn't "fap" like we're used today (in all fairness it would've sucked anyway even if I did have it, for plenty of different, mundane reasons that I won't discuss for practicality); it was all fine and dandy but whenever you had the itch to unload the leathered rod's cargo, you knew shit would irremediably go south... You had to do it with whatever you had lying around, such as two clothed literal watermelons (or other spherical fruits) that after being positioned in a certain way and watched in a certain perspective, they might appear as a nice rack... But often it wasn't anything that drastic, simple imagination would do on times of famine; better else, sometimes you were so lucky you could find a porn magazine laying around the streets (those were most likely simple lingerie ads though, at least I never had such miracles)... Then you know, videogames came along being confidently more and more realistic (at least for the standards back in the day), and sometimes you got lots of legit possibilities regarding this serious matter. You start by being hesitant and by being embarassed in yourself for even thinking about it, but it was such a novelty that you had to try it at least once. So yeah, I said why not... I mean, it's not like clothed watermelons are better anyway; and so, at least in my case, it was Duke 3D's babes: that's when it all began. After the first time, everything changed. I have such nostalgia for this game and this thing I've just mentioned is probably the top reason for it; I mean.. Whenever I used to find one of those trapped sluts devoid of destiny I would quickly unzip my pants and rub it like a motherfucking German shepherd, then when I was near the climax I would press the use button and let them say "kill meee" so my imploding tree of life would finally scatter its seeds everywhere like if it was a festival of semen or something; finally, I would kill them for reasons

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