/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8220795
It's actually better than most people remember it

op had a cameo in Twilight Princess

>>7013460
Maybe you should let the thread die a natural death. This whole "who would link have fucked" conceit is older than half of the posters on /vr/, and if you think it won't be coming back, you're retarded. This board is choked to the gills with lonely idiots who have nothing better to do than fantasize about who was the canon choice in a harem anime. And don't be fooled, that's what this is. This is the same stupid bullshit you'd find on /a/ years ago when people still talked about Tenchi Muyo. And for all of the debates, for all of the franchises that have been involved, do you know what core truth hasn't been discussed? The utter loneliness that these threads really speak to. The loneliness that it takes to self-insert into an anime or game character, because your own life is so miserably empty that you can hardly find a reason to get out of bed in the morning. That kind of depression would rationalize the kind of lust that makes you want to fuck a fish woman, and espouse your theories as to why a fictional character would come to the same conclusion despite being nothing like you. Don't worry, young zoomercoomer, you'll have another chance to tell an anonymous online crowd which set of polygons and text boxes you would have bust your nuts onto. Just show a little patience, and in the meantime, stop posting and hit up rule34booru for the only meaningful romance you will ever know.

>>6860667
Gamespot didn't write that, I did you asshole.

Legend of Zelda: A princess splits a magical relic to hide it from an evil fat pig. A young blond fuccboi takes up arms to save her

Adventure of LinK: A princess in a centuries-long coma is awakened by a young blond fuccboi placing power crystals in shrines around the world.

Link to the Past: A princess, descended from wise magical men tied to a holy relic, is trapped in a crystal. a young pink-haired fuccboi takes up arms to save her.

Link's Awakening: A blond fuccboi gets a concussion

Ocarina of Time: A princess attempts to safegaurd the key to the triumverate holy relic that represents the of gods of creation from a the first man born in a century to a society of little brown fuck machines who has dreams of conquest. A blond fuccboi takes up arms and may or may not succeed in saving her.

Windwaker: A development team decides that the best way to avoid developing a world is to cover it in water. A blond fuccboi presses 'A' when prompted.

Twilight Princess: A princess of a different dimension is transmogrified into an imp which sweaty men obsess over. A blond fuccboi trudges through a terrible first half and begins to enjoy himself around the same time he acquires a magical dreidel.

>>6849028