/vr/ - Retro Games

>>2304579

>What are you smoking?

I don't know, but It tastes vaguely of cabbages and isn't nearly as strong as your shit. Give me some now you bastard.

> Nintendo has released several re-iterations of previous Zelda titles and almost every time they're great.

Citation needed.

>Hell, they made a sequel out of left field for Link to the Past and it was fantastic.

Blatantly false. Next!

>Nintendo is NOT the same company Square is.

I hear if you believe that enough Miyamoto himself scoops you up in a cloud of day-old teriyaki farts and fire and airlifts you to heaven, which for some reason looks a lot like Japan but all the chicks are naked and look like JAV idols.

Seriously, was there any part of your post whatsoever you intended me to legitimately respond to? It's like you hand-crafted it for trolling.

>>2304389

I actually thought the fan timelines made the most sense. Mine, for the record, is:

Minish Cap>Ocarina of Time>(SPLIT!!!)

(CHILD)Majora's Mask>Twilight Princess>Four Swords Adventures>A Link to the Past>Link's Awakening>Oracle of Ages/Seasons>The Hyrule Fantasy>Adventure of Link

(ADULT)The Wind Waker>Phantom Hourglass>Spirit Tracks

After seeing how shitty Skyward Sword was going to be I decided to call it quits with teh zedLa!!!! before Nintendo can rape it any further on their path to becoming the next Sega.

I wasn't too impressed with Phantasy Star I Or Ys Book I & II. Sacrilege, I know.