/vr/ - Retro Games

>>2092696
Man, I wish they came over to where I live and interviewed me. I would make bullshit answers.

>Mario = Jump Man
>Luigi = Analog
>DK = Lanky Kong the ungracious one
>Kirby = Bazooka Joe
>Meta-Knight = The Masketta Man
>Pac-Man = Wal-Mart guy
>Sonic = Poochie
>Mega Man = Dabadee Dabadai
>Falcon = Judge Dredd
>Marth = Literally who
>Lucina = Figuratively who
>Ike = Objectively who
>Robin = Subjectively who
>Shulk = She Hulk
>Samus = Master Chief

>>2005078
>the joystick is getting kinda floppy.

Show it a picture of Ms. Pac-man.

And this is why Nintendo's Famicom is the greatest console of all time. Everyone around the world got to experience those wonderful games, and some of them even experienced games we never gave a chance to, such as Little Samson or Snow Bros. The pirates were even motivated enough to make their own games for the console, though many of them are of dubious quality.

Thank you Nintendo, thank you Uemura, and thank you Yamauchi. This console would never be replicated again, at least by Nintendo.