/vr/ - Retro Games

>wake up
>think about playing some shit
>remember that the railgun in quake 2 remaster does 100 damage now so there's no point in touching that piece of garbage
>boot up return of the triad and get motion sickness and tetris syndrome from 30 minutes of gameplay because god did not intend freelook to be used in this way
>stare at blank screen for 9 hours as my brain uncontrollably navigates bizarre wolfenstein/doom engine hybrid fps levels that don't exist and may never exist
>go back to bed
>keep feeling as though i'm slip sliding all over the place like doomguy so can't fall asleep
>decide to run around block to shake it off
>accidentally bump into a north-south curb and glide 90mph through my neighbor's truck window
>bump into a secret wall in its glove compartment that gives me a medkit
>step out of truck and hit a touchplate on the sidewalk that triggers fireballs from the surrounding recycling bins, which hit my neighbor as he comes out to investigate the commotion
ugughhguuhhbbb i just wanna play video games