/vr/ - Retro Games

Doing a megaman marathon right now and can't think of any from the top of my head [picrel I actually like for it's unpredictability - guys totally do just what they want, which may be any fucking moving pattern; bladers (irksome teeth on propellers) are cool too... maybe those big fucks guarding the gates to the bosses?..].

But megaman is a fair game series, so as far as my experience and memory go, the most annoying fucks are those hammer turtles from super mario bros. Vanilla choice, but hey, there's never enough "fuck you" you can say to them. Fucking assholes.

Also those birds that stone you from Final Fantasy. If there are at least 4 of them (and usually there are 6) and you're unlucky, you're instantly fucked with a stone dildo. And destoners cost a fortune too, magic- fucking forget it, not unless you farm like a WoW nerd.

Lord, I can't even remember anything like that even though I have a strong feeling there were those.

Generally though I often freak out when I suddenly die, especially if it's last life or something. From the top of my head I used to freak out in sonic after getting smashed by a platform pressing me to the ceiling. That happened in lots of games, still does. Or when I unexpectedly end up in lava or on spikes or something. Or just recently I played mega man 1 and in the ice man level there are picrel guys and ice hills from which you fall VERY FAST, like fuck physics tier fast, just ZING, DEAD! But that's not really topic related I guess.

There.