/vr/ - Retro Games

>Bill Heineman
>starts his career programming Bards Tale 3 and Tass Times in Tonetown
>ports Another World to SNES among various other ports
>took to storing hamburgers in his desk for years, earning the nickname Burger Bill
>id Software charges him to port Wolfenstein 3D to SNES
>id also sells the engine rights to Wisdom Tree because they thought Wolfenstein turning into a Noah's Ark game was fucking hilarious
>Wisdom Tree quickly releases Super 3D Noah's Ark, a legend to this day
>Burger Bill does fucking nothing at all because he neglected to mention his contract with Interplay, and subsequently gets humiliated and fired
>does nothing worth mentioning for a decade
>ends up becoming a fanfiction.net regular, writing autistic madness based on Sailor Moon and Ace Ventura
>two years later decides he's actually a woman and changes his name to Rebecca
>is currently the author of an autismal fanfiction webcomic called Sailor Ranko

Is there a more colossal /vr/ fuckup than Burger Bill?