/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9421403
take this fatso

>>9421403
are ur feefees hurt bhoi?

>>7332840
No, it was called "the Sega".

Hello there folks. Console War Veteran here. This is my first post in this board and I hope to find some of my old companions.

I fought in the Yoshi battalion 16. My biggest accomplishment, which I still remember vividly, was btfoing a bunch of bullies that were harassing me in the school's bathroom. I was there fixing my hair in front of the mirror. Suddenly, two classroom bullies, left their toilet rooms and the bigger one addressed to me with the words "Damn Bobby, you still here? You sure are slower than the freaking SNES, hah!". They believed they had me there, that I would walk away defeated. But nothing further from the truth. I looked them in the eye, feeling completely sure in what I was going to say was as true as life itself, and said: "Listen, Uniracers is way faster than any Sonic the Hemphog game will ever be. Next time think twice about what you joke about". They were completely paralyzed, as if their nervous systems were failing. Then, I left the room, leaving them behind, defeated, while saying "Hasta la vista, baby". Since then, they never dared to joke about neither Nintendo or Mario when I was around.

What are some of your stories?

>>7130421
Mario should replace his hat for a potty to be honest.