/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9898712
> Kyle Reese, a future soldier in an post apocalyptic world, travels back in time
> Covered in filth, sweat, grime, and dirt, and completely naked, his first action is to steal a pair of shit-stained pants from a bum
> He probably reeks with intense body odor from not being able to shower in the warzone of the future
> He then goes an additional two days without showering, while also going commando in shit stained bum pants
> Sarah Connor still fucks him in the hotel

Between his body and the pants he was marinating in months worth of sweat, shit, piss, and god knows what else. Imagine how fucking RANCID his dick must have smelled when he took those pants off to bang Sarah. The amount of smegma he was packing alone would probably be enough to frost a cupcake, let alone the leftover shit and dingleberries from living in a future without toilet paper.