/vr/ - Retro Games

Imagine an AVGN episode about Speccy shit

>And today's fecal failure comes from England-- Jet Set Willy, for the Zee Echs Spectrum. Or appraently it's Zed Echs? What, like Lord Zedd? Anyway, the first thing wrong wtih this putrid platformer is the name. It's wrong on so many levels. First of all, "Jet" is right there in the name but are there any planes? No! You'd think it's a flight game of some sort but instead you're a stick figure in a bowler walking around. Set? What set? Set, the ancient Eygptian god of war? If he was involved, this game might be interesting! And finally, Willy. I guess that's his name, but you know what a willy is? Another word for dick. This game is literally waving its dick at you! And I haven't even started on the complete batshit enemies or the awful beepbeepbeep they call music! I am not joking when I said those Tiger LCD games had better music than awful soudnds the Zee Echs Spectrum makes. Listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0lHXNqXFvg
>That's not music! That's the sound the robot makes in old sci fi movies before it tries to kill someone! And someone listened to that and said "Yeah. Sounds good. Ship it."

>>6851354
As opposed to V that is *not* FM

>>6353937
FLOATER? Why would they name a key item after a piece of shit? This game is a piece of shit!

>Magicks with a k
What were they thinking? I'll tell you, they weren't fucking thinking.

What's James' biggest blunder? To me, it's when he trash talked M.C. Kids. The game is amazing and he basically dismissed it because "there are already other platformers".

Talk about the word of the nerd!

He killed millions...of shitty games that suck ass

fuck this shitty ass game

>>4555830