/vr/ - Retro Games

Based or cringe?

HOLY MOTHER OF COW! THIS GAME ROCKS!

How sucker punch blend this platformer so perfectly? Despite lacking of bottles and crappy dimitri subnautica segments it's so fucking awesome, truly one of the best ps2 games ever. Absolutely best sucker punch game that ever made

Seriously look:
>Amazing writing and dialogues, one of the few games where I momentally mark dialogues
>Crazy as fuck missions, that often broke rules of sly 2 repetition
>Great atmosphere, constant breaking of the 5th wall
>So good characters and villains that I remember forever all of them with names, their personalities awesome, no I lie I even remember speech of regular NPCs enemies
>BENTLEY OPERA, DRINKING A BEAR, SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS STYLE BOSS FIGHT, PIRATE INSULTING MONKEY ISLAND STYLE IMPROVED GAME, OMG these mini activity games so fun
>fun as heck social stealth missions with password, so lmao hitman parody
>I WANT TO BE BURIED IN MOM'S PASTA SAUCE
>Mind battle with butthurt panda, OMG, he even mind battle himself, OMG
>I LMAO every second of this game, so many really funny adult jokes in this game
>Style of this game is breathtaking, on bamboo battle you even see tons of animated particles, leaves, wind and fog, just like tsushima but on ps2! They used all the power of ps2 to the limit
>It doesn't even feel outdated after 15 years of release, UI and controls really feels modern!

What went so perfect /vr/os?

I guess it's a kid game for ten and up:
- When a fox is a france-mexican slut in a tight suit with giant boobs.
- When a fkn baboon poison his wards and puts experiments on regular residents and turn them into mutants.
- When a geek turtle insults someone mother with line like: "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator!"
- When a pink hippo always in angry mode, regullary talks about how crush skulls and often says line like: "I'll floss my teeth with your spine!"
- When an uglier version of Gadget Hackwrench mouse became an object of sexualization for entire fucking band.
- When sucker punch writers clearly hint in one cutscene that a turtle has cumshot in shell when saw a photoshoped photo of mouse on model body.
- When koala gameplay is about hypnose and brutally crush skulls into something solid.
- When a purple lizard naturally smokes, sniffs and pours drugs and talk like a complete stoner.
- When a china general rooster is a complete sexist and jack ass, that capture a teenage pandagirl in thrall to get married and seize power
- When you have mission where do you feed alligators by throwing off females kangaroo with their babies, thus arranging their genocide.
- When you have a boss battle with giant fox (FETISH!!!) in shadow of the colossus style, and before this battle a raccoon who stares at her giant tities.
- When you have a mini game where a raccon, a turtle and a hippo get a drunk at speed on a bet (except strange censoring, instead a grog there is a lemonade)
- When you have a lot of strange jokes like a turtle bettee because he know ASCII code
- When you have in credits montage a parody scene about "The Beatles" band.
- When a fame full of dark moments that make game a more serious shit tone than their next infamous and ghost of tsushima games.
Is it really a game for kids?