/vr/ - Retro Games

>>3536813
Make a map where you're in a frat partying with the world's most obnoxious douchebags and shallow women, which are just reskins of the basic doom demons.

>Zombieman
>Girl with her cellphone. She uses it to take pictures

>Shotgun guy
>Other girl, this time with a selfie-stick

>Chaingunner
>Black guy with a cellphone, recording shit to put on Vine.
>Screams WORLD STAAAAR when he spots you

>Imp
>Frat dude who loves beer pong
>Throws pong balls at you

>Demon
>The creep of the party who doesn't know what "personal space" means

>Hell knight
>Beefcake from the football team
>Throws footballs at you

>Baron of Hell
>Same as above, but still wearing the protective gear

>Arachnotron
>Guy holding a beer keg
>Shoots a stream of shitty cheap beer at you

>Mancubus
>Fat guy who's piss ass drunk
>Projectile vomits everywhere

>Pain elemental
>That one girl who wants you to meet ALL of her friends

>Lost Souls
>Her friends^

>Cacodemon
>Guy who smoked too much weed and is now high as fuck (Get it? He's so high he's literally flying)
>He blows weed smoke on your face

>Revenant
>Your ex girlfriends
>Their complaints about you will follow you no matter where you go
>Bitch-slaps you upclose

>Cyberdemon
>That one meathead dude who starts fights everywhere he goes
>His fists have a long reach and hit as hard as rockets

>Mastermind
>He's the DJ of the Party
>He blasts his shitty techno music at full volume, there's no escape