/vr/ - Retro Games

"Hey MEAT,
My name is [unintelligible gibberish], and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass maps. You are everything bad in the cosmos. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any stroyent? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fragging off to pictures on Quake 3 Arena.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Makron of the strogg team, and starter on my big gun team. What sports do you play, other than "frag somebody with a pixelated double-barrel"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot reptiloid (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all meat who should just process yourselves into Stroyent. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Sorg"