/vr/ - Retro Games

>Virtual Reality console simulation
>Nintendo Power, Sega, Terminator, Nirvana, MAD Magazine, etc. posters on the wall
>play on one of those shitty, tiny CRT TV sets
>have to turn the TV and console on manually, then navigate backwards from channel 1 through FRONT, AV-OUT 2 and finally to AV-OUT 1 and put the sound up
>loud high-pitched squeal constantly coming from TV
>muffled, monaural audio from a tiny speaker at the back of the set
>game will occasionally crash or refuse to boot, forcing you to blow into the cartridge to continue
>dust will accumulate on the screen over time, which you must wipe off occasionally
>screen glare from sunlight and visible dust particles until you close the blinds
>you can see your own 10 year old reflection
>your mother will occasionally tell you to go outside and play with your friends
>you must let your annoying little sister play every 20 minutes, or she will get mad and your console privileges will be taken away for a day

THIS IS THE FUTURE I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF