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The Legend of Zelda was about rape.

In the first cave you enter, which is shaped like a vagina, you acquire a wooden sword which symbolizes an erect penis (Woody). You "ejaculate" by firing sword beams and the monster represent different aspects of rape, such as Octorocks with giant mouths (oral rape), Darknuts who can only be damaged from behind (anal rape), and Dogondos who you feed bombs to (spiking drinks and raping them). Link even commits necrophilia when he uses his penis sword to kill ghosts and undeads such as Ghinis, Gibdos, and Stalfos.

Every sword is provided by an Old Man. These elderly men form a patriarchy where they provide Link with larger, stronger penises for him to rape more thoroughly, thuy providing a rape culture that justifies his actions.

You also rape doors with penis shaped keys. The magic key has a loop shaped like a lion's head, where the lion is shaped like a penis head with the mane being the foreskin. As the foreskin makes rape more efficient, so the the key help in unlimited door oppression.

The dungeons have a striking resemblance to vaginas. As Link plunders them with the intention of violating them. In the heart of each dungeon is a piece of the Triforce which comes to symbolize virginity. Link makes it his mission to take the virginities of these unexplored dungeons and defile them with penis gear. In Zelda 2, Link plants his seed in the dungeons, in the form of 6 magical "crystals".