/vr/ - Retro Games

Let me ask you something, OP, you dumb, fucking retard. Do you think the sad faggot that got his sorry ass handed to him when a fucking Bengal tiger decided to turn his skull into his personal chew toy wanted that shit to happen to him? What about when a little chink kid at the zoo got his dick ripped off by an escaped, mildly bothered gorilla and he ate it like it was a fucking banana right in front of the kids mother? Yea, that was anything but a random attack, right OP? Because random attacks NEVER happen in real life! Get real, OP and leave your basement sometimes. You may just get hit on the back of your head by a nigger for your wallet, or something minuscule like that.

You see, that's why Mother is LITERALLY the best RPG, having the best combat system, beating Earthbound by a hair. Why? Do you really think if a gorilla, a truck, an alien, or some other type of creature finds you, that they're just going to let you run away without at least getting in your face first? Especially when they're under demonic alien influence. That shit would never fly IRL. The game has an element of realism that really immerses you. I could go on but... Oh well, time to shit in the other thread.