/vr/ - Retro Games

>>2437527
Australia

>be 8
>THPS is new and popular
>friend says dad works for Nintendo
>says he has a special black cart of THPS where there's twice as many levels that only kids of devs were able to get
>says he designed one of the special levels himself
>ask to go to his house to play it
>friend says can't because it's kept in a glass case because it's worth a thousand dollars

>be 9
>still friends with the guy
>says dad works for Nintendo still
>says his dad made a Playstation version of Goldeneye for him so he can play Goldeneye on his Playstation (flawless logic)
>want to go to his house to play it
>can't because friend says he got bored and threw it away last week

>be 9 still
>brother's friend (13?) says his aunt works for Sega
>his aunt actually works for Sega in advertising or something
>he gets the Dreamcast
>Dreamcast flops

>be 11
>Medal of Honor: Frontline is new
>that first friend says his dad works for Gamecube now and he has a special edition of the game signed by James Patterson himself (the game's character) (he's not a real WWII veteran, but I didn't know)
>be like woooaaahh
>can't show me because it's sealed in a glass case at his house

>>1117070
>not posting the best version