/vr/ - Retro Games

>Take a fat shit.
>So heavy it doesn't flush.
>Get the bucket out of the usual spot in the laundry.
>Check bowl again.
>There's a floating nugget.
>Managed to do a poop that was too heavy and too light simultaneously.
>Come back to thread.
>Errybody still mad about Brutal Doom.

I feel like i've made my mark on this general. I may ascend to godhood now.