/vr/ - Retro Games

>Sister has a huge ass collection of SNES games, like some I'm not even sure are official, she just found'em at a flea market.
>Has a falling out with her girlfriend one night because she found out she was doing breast strokes with the local swimming instructor.
>Half her SNES collection and SNES were at girlfriends house, next day go to pick them up with her because I'm bored and girlfriends neighbors had this St. Bernard that would always run up and hug me.
>Sister and me get there, swimming instructor is waiting at the door with her arms crossed and a pissed off look.
>Remember swimming instructor had pretty nice boobs, but freaky long fingers. Like a black widow with tits.
>Anyways sister says she wants her games back, swimming instructor tells her to fuck off.
>Oh look here comes the St. Ber-
>Sister kicks swimming instructor right in the fucking face by jumping up on ex-girlfriends Mickey Mouse statue and jumping at her.
>I'm just standing there while St. Bernard gives me hugs as sister starts beating the shit out of this woman.
>She goes inside, there's lots of screaming, suddenly she runs out with a box filled with her games and system, telling me to get my ass in the car.
>Never saw that dog again.