/vr/ - Retro Games

Let me visualize to you just how fucking annoying this game is.

Screen A
>start of the puzzle, you get moved here whenever you die

Screen B
>a bunch of shades drop from the ceiling, there's a 25% chance you get caught despite being furthest to the right
>shoot seed, shoot plant, get up the vine, this is the part you'll want to blow your brains out repeating

Screen C
>move the rock, get past the plant
>for some dumb reason sprint jumping saves you here instead of just sprinting
>returning seems impossible as you get eaten

Screen D
>after all the prior bullshit you get a split second decision what to do here while the bugs eat you at random
>finally decide to ran past them, somehow start climbing down
>turns out this was a freak bout of luck as I get devoured every time from then on
>the character refuses to get into the climbing animation because the game is garbage
>make a savestate after enduring all the retardation and try more than the game lets you
>turns out you can shoot the bugs
>because the controls are shit find out holding shoot button for more than 5 ms robs of the fast attack while standing
>kill the bugs at last and find out why the climbing down mechanic wouldn't trigger (it's shit)

Screen E
>nothing fancy, proceed to dive to the right

Screen F
>rock moves, but get eaten by carnivorous eels / piranhas like I would on screen A
>solution unclear

And that's the kind of retarded shit you have to persevere through playing this queer atrocity.
I eventually figured out the plant on screen C doesn't react to you if you inch past the screen transition.
No idea why I'm still bothering, the game fucking sucks.