/vr/ - Retro Games

Melee players are the actual fucking worst.
Its not a joke when we say you're repulsivly ugly, smell really fucking bad, and you're annoying as fuck. Im a TO and I avoid Melee tournaments like the fucking plague. We actually pay out of pocket to place deodorant ontop of every fucking CRT. WE PLAY MELEE IN A FUCKING AIRPLANE HANGAR TO AVOID THE STANK.

Also, you motherfuckers are cring meme spouters, and have no fucking respect for equipment that isn't yours. You faggots break 40% of our 1st party gamecube controllers every fucking time. Stop slamming the fucking analog sticks left and right with all your retard strength DURING FUCKING LOADING SCREENS Jesus fucking christ. I hate you all so much, and im not shocked or surprised in the fucking slightest that a bunch of you are pedophiles.