/vr/ - Retro Games

>Be 10 years old me
>I loved Donkey Kong so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to DK every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Donkey Kong is love" I say; "Donkey Kong is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Donkey Kong
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Donkey Kong
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my banana hoard."
>He grabs me with his powerful kong hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Donkey Kong
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Donkey Kong
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Donkey Kong
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his coconut cream pies
>My dad walks in
>Donkey Kong looks him straight in the eyes and says "Expand Dong."
>Donkey Kong leaves through my window
>Donkey Kong is love. Donkey Kong is life.