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>Krystal is why Dinosaur Planet was rebranded into a Nintendo IP
>Krystal is why Star Fox Assault had you doing the same shit over and over in repurposed multiplayer maps
>Krystal is why Command was a 3D spaceship shooter on the fucking DS, which didn't build on what Assault started and ended up as a more shallow and repetitive version of the unreleased SNES game it took its ideas from
>Krystal is why Cuntbert and Imamura couldn't write a good story for Command and made a bunch of choose-your-own plot bullshit with a contrived central premise and everybody acting OOC
>Krystal is why a remaster of the most acclaimed game in the series released on a platform with a 75 million+ userbase barely reached 1 million sales after a decade
>Krystal is why Zero was an almost total rehash of 64 with a gimped control scheme that sold like shit and got poor reception
>Krystal is why Miyamoto has it in his head that franchises like Star Fox and F-Zero shouldn't get more games if they can't find some way to shake it up and make them "interesting"
>Krystal is why the release of a gay-intensive fan animation made by a FoxXWolf shipper who admits he hates her got more attention than the official anime short for Zero that even namedropped the fucking Dinosaur Planet
Man it must suck to be a yaoifag or fujo, I can't imagine coping like this on a daily basis for 20 years, blaming a fictional character as if they were an actor on a show demanding rewrites.

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