/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5432435

Rumors=None, Story=bet ur ass

We all had that friend, the one who has the fancy console and you're friends with him because of it. I was there for a sleepover and he introduced me to SMB64. He and his younger brother were pretty good at it and enjoyed slapping me around like a bitch for the night, they had no idea how competitive I was. Next day I went home pissed and on the way I stopped by the store and got it myself along with the console. Practiced like mad for two months but he was none the wiser.

Like half a year later I innocently ask him for another round of Smash. Unaware of my training he agreed, snickering like a virgin about to poon. I went there and made him and his brother my bitches. That day I walked out a redeemed victor and confirmed pro player, moved on to Melee. It was literally the last time I ever heard from him again.

The guy was a nerd (his brother too) and he had like the school's best GPA. I couldn't give him the honor to be the best Smasher in the neighborhood too.FYI he played Fox and his brother Yoshi. Too bad they ended up as Captain Falcon's punchbags.